Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[Black Cat Hamlet]

some 5 yr old kid in Tokyo who couldn't stop watching cartoons and wanted more of it away from TV

is a computer better than TV?  

[shadowwalker189]

It will be once the aliens that have inhabited stop being friends with the evil monkey that lives in my closet.

If 1 + 1 = 2 then what is the meaning of life?  

[Felix Avis]

to find out the meaning of life...

why do zombies eat brains?  

[Erverain]

Because they're delicious.

Why am feeling stupid today?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

because your brain's been replaced with a hamster

Why all the long faces?  

[Erverain]

Cause you're in a horse stable, duh.

Why the obvious joke?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

cause...cause... I'VE LOST MY SENSE OF HUMOUUUUR!!! gonk gonk gonk

Am I a strange lil' boy?  

[Erverain]

No stranger than other one.

Am I really so annoying?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

you're annoying? I never noticed! But now that you pointed it out...

Is depression that big of an issue?  

[Lobo-chan]

Duh! Haven't you ever heard of The Great Depression?

Hmmm... So... Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?  

[shadowwalker189]

Because my 3rd cousin twice removed put a curse on me

Why do zombies always travel in packs?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

because they don't waaaaaaaaaant to be alooooooooooone!

Why are ghosts so scary?  

[nedozuki_88]

because the are more scared of you than you are of them

what do the birds and the bees mean?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

birds are winged animals who fly and hunt and bees are winged insects who fly and sting

What did nedozuki_88 mean by that question?  

[Erverain]

Something about pollination, perhaps.

Did I do that innuendo on purpose?