Favorite Quotes

[Soultrain]

Ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

Uh, you might wanna put a cap on what you define as "older kids." Other than that, you can always look forward to endlessly ridiculing the kid that got picked up early 'cause he misses his mom. Strong Sad used to do that when we'd have slumber parties in our own basement!

That only happened once!
Uh-huh...

A week...

Keep going.

For ten years...

There you go!  

[Soultrain]

Typical slumber party fare includes things like, six-foot party sub, an exorbitant amount of pizza, and at least enough Skittles and red cream soda to make your spit hurt.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

So it was just you and Uno? Like, no other people or sleeping bags or R-rated movies? Uh, you probably shoulda skipped that one. Family card games are notorious for hosting the worst slumber parties.  

[Soultrain]

Dear Strongbad, Why wear pants? Creepy pants all the time get some. Maybe parachute, maybe clown care. Some ants toot! Clanky  

[Mr Nutt se]

Strong Bad: Nothing intimidates your opponents like a heavy dose of think-hard! (From Poker Night at the Inventory)  

[Soultrain]

This is harder then the time both Strong Sad and Homestar asked me for dessert, and I only had one laxative-laced brownie left.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Ow! Eech! Ooh! Agh-where did you get snowballs this time of year!?! How did you fit them in that notebook?

I've been saving these in the freezer since I was eight!  

[Soultrain]

Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years.  

[Orizion]

Hot choco, everyone! Hope it's not too... late! Choco? Late? Choco-late? Huh?

I might could die!

(from A Death-Defying Decemberween)  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

My face doesn't know the meaning of "unrecognizable clump"!

What about the rest of you?

I'll ask them later.  

[Soultrain]

What a crock-pot full of smaller crock-pots! I should be the one sitting on a flimsy holiday-themed set on a soundstage promoting my upcoming daredevilry!  

[Mr Nutt se]

Strong Bad: Hey, dork-take, you can't be a video game fanboy without digging the complete library of Videlectrix titles, amiright?
Tycho: I am a proponent of the classics, certainly.
Strong Bad: Classic? I'm talking about Videlectrix's latest releases!
Tycho: Like...?
Strong Bad: Like "Snake Boxer 6: Now the Snakes Have Fists Too."
Tycho: That would make the snakes a greater threat.
Strong Bad: That's the point.  

[Orizion]

Strong Bad! But this game seems to have all the cool characters from homestarrunner.com!

That's right! And even the lame ones!

I'm pointing! I'm clicking! It's like an adventure!

So you download them over your internet style connection!

I got so excited I just forgot everything you just said!

Featuring Homestar Runner!

And The Cheat!

Shutup.  

[Lord Derpingsworth]

mmm-mmm! Burled holiday cabbage!

Eh! Steve, get your sassy-frass out my burled holiday cabbaaaage!

Eh! Steve!

Is a miracle.