what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Princess Zelda21]

We'd like to speak with you about your guest miss Ember. I'm very concerned with what she's been doing and it's starting to really worry me!  

[Cerebral Perception]

Then kick her a**, it's none of my concern.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Yes it is! You're the one who invited her here to the castle in the first place Jaxcam! *glares angrily*  

[KBiT]

Could you not have some words with her?  

[Cerebral Perception]

No, I can't. Ember, like me, has the warrior's heart. Words cannot subdue mischief. Only a** kickings can.  

[KBiT]

Hmm, I see
This might be problematic  

[Princess Zelda21]

*sigh* What would you suggest sir Kbit?  

[Cerebral Perception]

I suggest you use this. *tosses my 6 ton strawberry to Zel*  

[KBiT]

A six-tonne strawberry?
Don't you think that is a little extreme for an a** kicking to subdue mischief Jaxcam?  

[Ember Terran]

Hey everyone whats... up?  

[Princess Zelda21]

I'm concerned about what you've been doing miss Ember. Why were you taking pictures of us earlier?  

[Ember Terran]

You two looked like such a cute couple; I thought I'd share it with the world  

[KBiT]

And the headline?  

[Ember Terran]

talk2hand I just take pictures  

[Princess Zelda21]

*glares angrily at Ember* Sir Kbit and I are NOT a couple! I don't need this kind of thing going around Castle Town, especially if it involves my child! Why are you doing this miss Ember?