what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[KBiT]

*Gets a mop and bucket*  

[ll KingIndigoPharaoh ll]

ugh
u kno wut ill pass  

[Cerebral Perception]

Okay. *down's it, then continues sipping daiquiri*  

[ll KingIndigoPharaoh ll]

mhmm
*more alert*  

[soleriss]

* eats peanut butter and jelly sandwhich* any one want any sandwhiches  

[ll KingIndigoPharaoh ll]

no
not really  

[soleriss]

but but there delicious u have to try one  

[Cerebral Perception]

Yo, newbie, want a drink?  

[soleriss]

that depends  

[ll KingIndigoPharaoh ll]

naw
i dnt eat pb n j'z  

[soleriss]

but its strawberry  

[Princess Zelda21]

What the heck is going on?  

[Heart Cloaker]

scream WHAT THE HELL, ZEL AND KBiT? YOU TWO OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! HOW COULD YOU SPEAK SO RUDELY TO A GUEST? AND YOU EVEN ATTACKED HER?!! KBiT, I thought you were a knight, but I see the truth now. You're nothing but a coward. A coward among cowards who gangs up on and attacks an unarmed girl for the crime of PICTURE TAKING. A coward with no honor. And Zel, you acted worse than the woman who gave peasants CAKE before they had a meal. I had no idea Hyrulian princesses were not taught to be ladies. *Takes a picture* The headline sure won't be a knight and his lady. *Throws it out the window to the news headquarters with amazing accuracy.*

I must report all that has happened to my lord AppleSauce. Won't he be surprised to hear that all the good things he said about you two were based on mere charades kept only so long as a picture taker wasn't around. *Begins writing a note that I plan to throw with amazing accuracy.*  

[KBiT]

Do you not see that locked and loaded crossbow?  

[Princess Zelda21]

*sighs in frustration* Will someone please explain to me what in Hyrule is going on? I'm really confused.