what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Heart Cloaker]

KBiT

Do you not see that locked and loaded crossbow?

I am accustomed to being safe. I am accustomed to civil men that do not shoot ladies. I am accustomed to ladies that do not attack others. It is only natural that I should need time to adjust to your type of filth.  

[KBiT]

Do not speak so high and mighty to me interloper; your 'lord' is well known in these parts for attempted theft of the triforce.
It is only my civility that stops me from having you arrested and executed as a spy  

[Princess Zelda21]

*sighs wearily* What exactly is he talking about sir Kbit?  

[KBiT]

You should rest your highness; this has been a trying day for you  

[Princess Zelda21]

*yawns* Mmm, what time is it?  

[KBiT]

It is relatively early yet your highness; but I still suggest you retire for the day  

[Princess Zelda21]

*sigh* I suppose you're right sir Kbit. It has been rather stressful with miss Ember around.  

[KBiT]

Yes; I shall try to have some words with her, hopefully it will regain us some normalcy around here  

[Princess Zelda21]

Hopefully she'll listen to you sir Kbit. *sigh*  

[KBiT]

I was hasty in taking Jaxcams advice, I fear she will not be overly cooperative; for good reason  

[Princess Zelda21]

What exactly are you saying sir Kbit?  

[KBiT]

When Jaxcam suggested the only way to curb her mischief was through an a**-kicking, I whapped her with a six-tonne strawberry  

[Princess Zelda21]

I see... *sighs wearily, staring at the floor*  

[KBiT]

I apologise your highness; I did not mean to cause you grief  

[Princess Zelda21]

It's alright sir Kbit. *sigh* I still don't trust miss Ember...