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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:44 pm
Granted, but I eat it before you can have any. mrgreen
I wish I could speak any language I want.
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:08 am
Granted but as soon as you understand the languages you find that the whole world is plotting against you.
I wish I had a cat.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 9:19 am
Granted but it is a hairless cat I wish I had a fallen wish
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 6:55 pm
granted but it falls then disappears from sight
i wish i had more gc
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 9:59 pm
Granted, but after you get it, it becomes worthless
I wish i could sleep in till 12 everyday
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 12:13 am
shadowfox_ Aerion Granted, but after you get it, it becomes worthless
I wish i could sleep in till 12 everyday Wish granted, your dead. Wish I could get some sleep instead of doing this presentation.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:07 pm
Granted, but that's the last sleep you'll ever get. Ever.
I wish I finished my Pokemon Trainer costume for Saturday.
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:30 am
F ii r e n z e Granted, but that's the last sleep you'll ever get. Ever. I wish I finished my Pokemon Trainer costume for Saturday. Granted but instead of a Trainer you look like Sailor Moon I wish I made more money. D:
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:52 am
Granted, but it's only the monopoly kind.
I wish I had a pair of those big rad green headphones.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:02 pm
Granted, but as soon as you listen to it the volume was so high that it blows your brains out.
I wish I had a PSP.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:55 am
Granted, but when you opened the box, you quickly realized that it's definitely not the gaming system....
I wish that I had a bottle of vodka and a piano. (SMFT's) xD
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:43 pm
Granted, but your bottle of vodka has a hole in the bottom of it, spills on your new piano, and faulty wiring in the room sparks the spilled alcohol, causing your piano to burst into flames.
I wish I had my driver's license.
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:08 pm
Granted but you realize its a fake I wish I had a baby panda
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:40 pm
Wish granted. When the panda is delivered, you are to sign a waiver stating that it is not China's fault if the U.S. government finds out about the panda's illegal immigration. When they charge you for it, you are forced to pay $500,000 U.S dollars, and you soon have no money. You are forced to send the panda out to work and pull a paycheck in to sustain yourselves when its only food source, bamboo, becomes endangered, and you are forced to buy it on the black market. After a childhood of immigration work, Panda finally goes insane, and mauls you to death when it's convinced that there's no bamboo in its bowl when there really is.
I wish that I had laser vision that I could activate by a device that is in my brain, that requires me to think, 'Fluff'. x3
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:55 pm
Wish granted, but the laser visions activation code was changed to "Pie" and as soon as you think "Fluff" the device blows up.
I wish for a Minion from Despicable Me. heart
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