Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[Trish the Stalker]

You carry a sword. If it isn't for overcompensation then that wasn't an innuendo.

Why am I so mean?

-La Belle Isolde-

 

[Erverain]

Because you have a good grasp of English.

And What makes you think I'm overcompensating?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

because he knows that you'll slit the throat of anyone who p***es you off

Am I being too sensitive with the censors?  

[Kome-kun]

NO, because the world needs censoring.

Why doesn't it rain popcorn during movie time?  

[Lobo-chan]

Because that costs too much money and the people in management are cheap stare

Who's Jimmy Hoffa?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

your uncle twice removed

Does anyone see the "Whose Line is it Anyway" reference to my answer  

[Lobo-chan]

Naw man, no one watches WLiiA, especially not with that bald Canadian on it rolleyes

If Colin was a zombie and came up to you in a grocery store and bit your hand in an attempt to eat you, would you wash said hand ever again?  

[Toxxic Poptarts]

Yep, but I'd use special sause to get rid of his zombie DNA.

Why was my Ex boyfriend obbsessed with trying to make out with me??  

[Lobo-chan]

Because, 'make out' is spelled X-X-X... wait... well, it could lead to X-X-X... Ummmm... I don't know? 0.o;

How do you spell 'make out'?  

[magicskittles08]

C-H-I-L-D-S-U-P-P-O-R-T

Why can't Jesus play rugby?  

[Lobo-chan]

Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's only got 12 friends! blaugh *just learned that one after the last men's game*

What happens if a Charmander jelly jar levels up?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

It gets supersized

Why does things that tastes good sometimes have to be so bad for you?  

[Lobo-chan]

Because donuts are a sin, and sin is bad, but feels so good... sweatdrop

What would be a totally awesome flavor of milkshake?  

[Chemmon]

one that is awesome. mrgreen

what is the square root of 5 divided by 34 plus Adam Sandler minus Q?
ninja  

[Lobo-chan]

Uhhh... Tu madre? sweatdrop

What's the worst part about being sick?