Would you rather...?

[Not-A-Google]

Bowling ball. Hands are way more important to me.

Would you rather be chased by a rhinocerus or a group of angry bikers?  

[123456hi]

rhino. There's a better chance of a rhino getting tired than bikers running out of gas then chasing me on foot.

Would you rather be very good in chess or checkers?  

[Large Inmate]

Chess I don't really find checkers that fun.

Would you rather choose to be a pen or pencil?  

[Erverain]

Pen, because my cartridge could be replaced...


Would you rather...
Be a part of Tenacious D or Metallica?  

[Large Inmate]

Metallica hands down, no contest.

Would you rather be in college or in nursery?  

[Seraphic Cadaver]

College.

Would you rather listen to hip-hop/rap or metal or die?  

[Trish the Stalker]

Metal, because I like it. I'd rather listen to rap than die unless it was nonstop rap forever.

Would you rather have Funkytown or My Humps stuck in your head for all eternity?  

[123456hi]

Funkytown

Would you rather be extrememly generous or extremely selfish?  

[Not-A-Google]

Generous.

Would you rather be a pirate ( pirate ) or a ninja ( ninja )?  

[123456hi]

ninja

Would you rather dress as a fairy or princess for Halloween?  

[Not-A-Google]

Fairy... of DOOM.

Would you rather drink a bucketful of tea or a bucketful of coffee?  

[Undakai]

Bucket full of tea

Would you rather be hated or ignored?  

[123456hi]

ignored

Would you rather be eat noodles or rice for the rest of your life?  

[Large Inmate]

Noodles because there are so many different variaties.

Would you rather be the busiest train line in the world or the most used autobon?  

[Erverain]

Train, because I'd be better maintained.

Would you rather...
Live your entire life a virgin, or suffer crushing depression for the rest of your life?
(Side note: after further thought, the two may be connected, so as an alternate choice, how about Syphilis and annoyingly upbeat?)