The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Crimsonhellite]

Fortunately it wasnt a nightmare but an alternate realm you just became king/queen of.  

[Shinobi12321]

unfortunately heaps of people try to assassinate you xp  

[ancantsia]

Fortunately the king/queen had bodygaurds =]  

[Crimsonhellite]

Unfortunately they were all REALLY fat and slow.  

[roister]

Fortunately you brought your ipod to spare you from the boredom. xp  

[Crimsonhellite]

Unfortunately one of the guards mistook it for a snack and ate it.  

[ancantsia]

Fortunately they got sacked and new ones which were very cute and very muscular ( they worked out alot stare ) got hired in there place =]  

[danzmau]

Unfortunately the enemy lured the cute muscular guys with cute and sexy females. neutral  

[Crimsonhellite]

Fortunately the guards were actually mind controlling the females so they could have a good time and then get back to work.  

[danzmau]

Unfortunately their boss found out and fired them all.  

[sammythewalrus]

Fortunately, there were plenty of spares at the unemployment line.  

[danzmau]

Unfortunately they required high pay now that they knew they were needed.  

[ancantsia]

Fortunately the king/queen were very rich and could pay them what they wanted.  

[danzmau]

Unfortunately they had to attend to killing the neighboring dragon first.  

[ancantsia]

Fortunately they killed it and got back to gaurding the king and queen