Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Lily127]

The power to turn into the worst monster of all... BARNEY!  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

i give you all the abilities of a gerbal  

[Lily127]

I give you the power to look into a person's mind and see the last movie they saw.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

i give you the ability to walk into any preschool show.....  

[Lily127]

The ability to turn thongs into boxers, and vice versa.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

the ability to change ppls sexual preferences at will  

[Lily127]

The ability to wear a bra as a guy and feel ttly comfortable.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

i give u the ability to turn invisible when no one is watching.  

[Lily127]

I give you the power to split anything nonliving in half.  

[Ace Trainer Nes]

I give you the powers of a dolphin!

I hear by dub you as.... DOLPHIN-LASS!!!  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

i give u the ability to turn your toenails invisible  

[Lily127]

(You shall pay one day, NEScore..... ninja I hate dolphins...)
The ability to serve me, totally loyal.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

the ability to constantly have a brainfart  

[Speedira]

To be able to play the monster melody  

[Lily127]

The ability to eat a great quanity of ...... apple pie, but are allergic to apples.