Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. Because if they didn't, the people in the exercise and diet business would be out of a job and have to live on the streets!

Q. Why do girls hate their school pictures, but guys don't seem to care?  

[Masqueraded Massacre]

A. Because girls have a certain vision where they always look ugly when they don't and guys well guys they just don't care.

Q. Why do parents spy on your stuff all the time?  

[musicmagician823]

A: Because they're part of the organisation called Spy Parents and they're on a mission to find all these different parts in every kid's room so they can build a big laser to stop Doctor X.

Q: Why are iPods called iPods when they're not pods for your eyes?  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. Because "music-device-with-bits-that-go-in-your-ears-so-you-can-hear" sounds lame...

Q. What would cell phones be called if they got even smaller?  

[Masqueraded Massacre]

A. Chromosome Phone

Q. Why do we have to buy songs off the internet can't they all just be free?  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. They can be free, but that would be stealing and that would be *air quotes* "Unethical..."

Q. What's the speed of dark?  

[Masqueraded Massacre]

A. Batman

Q. Why do care about the Super Bowl so much?  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. Because if they didn't, people would have to spend their time... talking to each other! *shudders*

Q. Why are things that taste bad good for you, and things that taste good bad for you?  

[Masqueraded Massacre]

A. Because If for instance vegetable were like candy then all of earth vegitation would die.

Q. What would happen if Stephanie Meyer made andother Twilight book and Edward Died?  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. All of his fangirls would come after her and burn her house down... DUH!

Q. Why can't there be snow that's not cold?  

[Masqueraded Massacre]

A. There is sometimes but it's yellow xp

Q. Why can't everything just be a penny?  

[mathwl1020]

A: because if everything was just a penny, then there would be a universe, just a giant penny floating in space

Q: Why does my brother piss me off?  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. That's in all brothers' job descriptions!

Q. Why do people get mad when there are too many people bugging them, but go completely insane if left alone too long?  

[KittyKat204]

Because the opposite wouldn't be as annoying!

Where do ninjas keep their philly cheese steaks?  

[1Rock_Lee_Fanatic]

A. In their kunai-and-philly-cheese-steak holders.

Q. If a ninja and a pirate had a kid, what kind of profession would it have?