Make it dirty!!

[Alarias]

(Heh yeah...but, they were married...an official item...so... sweatdrop )

We can fix that. wink


I have to leave.  

[Xanatos Forever]

(( xd Well she was the goddes of love and lust...and he was crippled...))

I'm sorry! I promise I'll be slower next time!

I'm just hangin'...  

[Alarias]

(oh god...) Like a horse? rolleyes

I need a new purse.  

[Xanatos Forever]

(( xd I know, it was cliche', but hey, it works xd ))

You left the condoms in your old one, didn't you?

Randomness can be fun...o.O (( xd Night, Ala!))  

[The Crimson Gentleman]

((I feel just crazy enough to try this.))

Know what else is fun? wink

I hear things that go bump in the night.

((I'm bad at this. XD))  

[Mikado ~King of the Light]

Thats your parents (sorry for eventual mental pics)

I like tacos  

[123456hi]

Please allow me to put my beef in your taco shell.

I had to do an oral performance for my mid-terms.  

[Matrias Fierno]

It made the teacher moan.

This isn't very hard.  

[Xanatos Forever]

stressed That's because you're not doing it right!

gonk I'm late!  

[Mikado ~King of the Light]

Yea, I came 10 minutes ago

Is the tea done?  

[silver_swordsman]

yeah, bend over and let me give you some

where's my toaster, I need toast!!!  

[ArcanistVexx]

will u be having egg with that toast?

when did u get in my bed?  

[Fenrawk]

(booyah good one coming at you ((no pun)))

are you sure that was me wink ?

i was on my cellphone  

[Alarias]

Yeah...but who was on you? wink

I like to swim.  

[Xanatos Forever]

I bet you love the Breast stroke... wink

My parents are in the next room...