Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[Chemmon]

finding out who made you sick

why am i here?
ninja  

[shadowrune]

Because you're a dork like the rest of us.

It's 3AM and I have class tomorrow morning. Why am I still up?  

[Lobo-chan]

Because sleep deprivation is fun. All the cool kids are doing it! razz

Why do people get bed head in the mornings?  

[Chemmon]

because their heads are turned into beds

where am i?
ninja  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

On Earth (duh razz )

Why did Gaia have to break down on me for awhile?  

[Vindictive Vampiress]

Because it's the yummiest of them all.

Why do we need math?  

[xDarkPisces]

So the girls won't all be taken by smart bitches.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?  

[Vindictive Vampiress]

Because mine father hates me so, that he should name me what mine love doth despise!

Where's Carmen Sandiego?  

[shadowwalker189]

She's chillin' wit Tupac and Elvis.

Who's lovin' it?  

[Vindictive Vampiress]

BADA-BA-BA-BA! I'm lovin' it!  

[shadowrune]

There isn't a question.

What is the answer?  

[musicmagician823]

Not a solution, because solutions are not the answer. (according to my friend).

Why is what a doctor does called 'practice'?  

[nedozuki_88]

because he is practicing for the next patiant... if you die, theres a 50-50 chance that the next patiant wont die!

why is school so boring?  

[Chemmon]

because gaia is fun
where have i been?
ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja