Corrupt-A-Wish

[Saverio C.]

And now we have dirty hippys everywhere good ******** job.

I wish for a wonderful sandwich  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Granted, but, that said wonderful sandwich had accidentally fallen into a vat of radioactive goo, thereby turning it into a mutant sandiwch that ate you instead. How's THAT for Motherland, eh, Russia?

I wish I could eat anything I wanted without choking, becoming fat or not being able to digest the said something in my stomach.  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted, but you keep eating and eating and eating until your stomach ruptures and the acid and partially digested food spills out onto your other internal organs and you die a horrible, painful death sad

I wish that I didn't get sunburned so easily.  

[Aidensnumberonefan]

Wish granted, so you lay in the sun all the time and become radioactive from the rays and end up dying from cancer anyways.

I wish I could travel to almost every country in the world.  

[Saverio C.]

You can now travel the world and visit almost any place in the world. The place you cannot travel are the EU, China, Japan, Canada, and the United States. Have fun!

I wish I had a fish.  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Granted, but, it was a shark. Nuff said.

I wish I had a turbine from an airplane.  

[Saverio C.]

You are given a airplane turbine, right on top of you. You are now very squishy.

I wish for 20 dollars.  

[blue0212]

Granted, but it gets stolen before you can do anything with it.

I wish for a non-corrupted wish (bwahahahaha!)  

[Saverio C.]

Your wish is that you want to die. Goodbye.

I wish for gold!  

[Aidensnumberonefan]

wish granted. but it's fake.
i wish for a cake.  

[blue0212]

Granted, but your neighbor's dog eats it.

I wish for immortality  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Granted, but, now the Military steals you away to figure out your secret and probes you for all enternity or until we all die in a sudden blaze of light that roasts or eyes and makes our brains go "Pop!".

I wish that penguins made nice pets.  

[Saverio C.]

As domesticated animals they no longer exist in the wild.

I wish there was more funny stuff on TV  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

There's funny stuff on TV? (Also, that "corruption" of my wish did absolutely nothing.)

I wish everything in life, besides life itself, pain and misery was funny.  

[Saverio C.]

Everything makes you bust out in laughter that causes you great pain after a not so long while. I hope you have fun waiting for death.

I wish for $20!