you're fired!!!!

[borderlinebrutality]

You're fired for firing upxfromxbelow!  

[upxfromxbelow]

You're fired simply because I finally get to fire you!! heart  

[borderlinebrutality]

You're fired for having a red lollipop and not sharing one with me!  

[upxfromxbelow]

You're fired for having the same hair color as me!  

[borderlinebrutality]

You're fired for having a bird on your head!  

[upxfromxbelow]

You're fired for having a flightless bird on the ground beside you!  

[borderlinebrutality]

You're fired for having long curly boots!  

[upxfromxbelow]

You're fired for cutting the other strap off your shirt to entice fellow employees!  

[borderlinebrutality]

You're fired for insinuating that I'd do such a thing!  

[upxfromxbelow]

You're fired for smelling like ferret! ninja  

[StarGoddessSiren]

you're fired for making me laugh with that last post.  

[upxfromxbelow]

You're fired for making me fall out of my bed with your "fired" response.  

[borderlinebrutality]

you're fired for being the result of some weird dark elf/dolphin love child experiment!  

[upxfromxbelow]

You're fired for not being an odd love child!  

[StarGoddessSiren]

you're fired because borderlinebrutality noticed that you were an odd love child, but isn't one herself!