Quote Wars (game)

[Soultrain]

I don't know who it is
But it probably is Fhqwhgads
I asked my friend Joe
I asked my friend Jake
They said it was Fhqwhgads ~ Everybody to the limit.  

[Rather--Dashing]

Get out of here, Nebulon! No one likes your style! The Cheat, do you like Nebulon's style? -Strong Bad  

[Soultrain]

Whoa, The Cheat! I can't believe what cool boots you have on, where did you get them? ~ Strong Bad  

[Rather--Dashing]

Guy drops a couple of JPEGs in his cartoon and thinks he's like, the guy who draws The Lockhorns or something. Now that guy knows funny! -Strong Bad  

[Soultrain]

PURPLE BOXING GLOVES?! Did you do any fact-checking before you turned this in? What if I did that to you? Oh yeah, The Cheat, he's a...stripe-ed, green rabbit! With two butts! ~ Strong Bad  

[Stinko Man 20X6]

SB: Mmm...all right... You get an...iron cup. Full of Brunswick Stew. But lemme tell ya's. With a little extra effort, it would have been a trophy full of Steak-umms.  

[Soultrain]

The Cheat, this is the greatest cartoon in the whole world! Have a trophy! ~ Strong Bad  

[Stinko Man 20X6]

HR: Hey, Strong Bad! I need to be kicked in the face.
SB: I can do it! I will do it nine times.  

[Soultrain]

CRABADONK! ~ Bubs  

[Stinko Man 20X6]

SB: You make less sense every day, Bubsy.  

[Soultrain]

All right! We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup! ~ Bubs  

[Stinko Man 20X6]

SB: Hey, that's no chair! That's Red, White and Banana! My old bicycle seat! I used to ride that thing on my paper route all the time!  

[Rather--Dashing]

Okay, hot soup is on my eyes. Oh no, now you're doing a hip-hop dance on my head. - H*R (PBTC)  

[Soultrain]

Anyways, everybody knows the kind of stuff I want, Ta'lon. A catapult that launches balls of cobras, chainsaw car, subscription to EGM2, hot step-sister. ~ Strong Bad  

[Stinko Man 20X6]

SB: Sup my young parsons, I too am so on the go that I drink my yogurt from a tube!