what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Princess Zelda21]

Er, hi Jaxcam. Why won't you tell me your name sir?  

[Cerebral Perception]

*nuzzle*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Oh, alright. You may refer to me as Roze.  

[Princess Zelda21]

It's good to meet you, sir Roze. I'm Princess Zelda of Hyrule. *smiles shyly* May I ask why you are here?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I was bored.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I see. So, um, what are you doing here sir Roze?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Didn't you just ask me that?  

[Princess Zelda21]

Um, right. Sorry, I sort of forgot. *smiles sheepishly*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*gets up and fixes suit*  

[Princess Zelda21]

*yawns* Mmm, what time is it?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*checks pocketwatch* time for a meeting between representatives of your kingdom and my empire.  

[Princess Zelda21]

What for? I don't believe you told me where you're from, sir Roze.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Don't you remember? I'm the military dictator of The Roze Empire. My empire has been expanding and absorbing other lands into it. I've come here to establish a trade agreement with your kingdom...after a bit of leisure time.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Oh, yes of course. What sort of trade agreement might that be?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

We can discuss that later. Being the oppressive dictator of an empire is hard work so I've decided to take just a small vacation.