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[queennanami]

lol XD thats good!

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding  

[iToxicMoon]

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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing

Let me tell you why, I would die for you

 

[queennanami]

XD ! LOL

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.  

[iToxicMoon]

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LMAO

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there

Let me tell you why, I would die for you

 

[queennanami]

lol xd

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise  

[iToxicMoon]

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lmao

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks

Let me tell you why, I would die for you

 

[queennanami]

this is fun XD

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.  

[iToxicMoon]

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lol no doubt
I am kind of sad that all of this activity isn't going into my own quest thread but oh well blaugh
i am currently living off this thread

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC

Let me tell you why, I would die for you

 

[queennanami]

rotflmao!! that one was awesome!

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face  

[iToxicMoon]

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One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter

Let me tell you why, I would die for you

 

[queennanami]

lol blaugh
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.  

[iToxicMoon]

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lol that gave me an image xD

lol this is a rather...um sexual one redface


Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”

Let me tell you why, I would die for you

 

[queennanami]

lol I think i heard one of the boys at work say that one XD

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.  

[iToxicMoon]

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to add to your last one, ..."they now play poker every Wednesday"


Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack

Let me tell you why, I would die for you

 

[queennanami]

LOL XD good one! oh i must have forgotten the last part sweatdrop

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face