Destroy a Wish

[pineapple07]

Granted but now you can only speak in code.

I wish that I could afford to see my family.  

[TheBlueWarrior]

Wish granted, but then you remember why you left them. xD

Wish I could play WoW, and have time for everything else. xD  

[Kitsukage]

Granted, you are now a character in the game. Trapped forever!

I wish I could be bothered to find an artist, now that I've got an Avi I feel doesn't suck. XD  

[xXStr33tXx]

granted, but the artist can only draw stick people

i wish i could be captain of the black pearl  

[lu_rockz]

Granted, but the ship combusts before your even on it...

I wish i had a lap pool in my backyard  

[TheBlueWarrior]

mmsloth

Granted, but the ship combusts before your even on it...

I wish i had a lap pool in my backyard

Granted, but its filled with lava.

I wish I got a promotion at work.  

[GlGI]

Granted, but It's in deep space
I wish M&Ms grew on trees  

[Kitsukage]

Granted, but now they're poisonous to the touch.

I wish I had time to read the 37 Volumes of Manga on my desk...  

[SenkoOokami]

Ganted but a fire starts and they burn, I wish I had sharp teeth!  

[x-AsHen_MooN-x]

granted, they are ultra sharp..and you bit your tongue biggrin
i wish time would rewind itself biggrin  

[angel_half82]

SakuChwan

I wish they'd hurry up and legalize it.

Heh. Me too.

Also granted but after time rewinds itself you are stepped on by a T-rex.

I wish I were eating a hot dog right now.  

[GlGI]

granted, but the hotdog decides to strike back by coming to life and starts eating your nose
I wish I had awesome illuminous converse  

[TheBlueWarrior]

The-Flying-Toast-Of-Doom

granted, but the hotdog decides to strike back by coming to life and starts eating your nose
I wish I had awesome illuminous converse

Granted, but they accidentally put hydrogen in them and you blow up your whole city

I wish I had booze. >.>  

[angel_half82]

TheBlueWarrior

The-Flying-Toast-Of-Doom

granted, but the hotdog decides to strike back by coming to life and starts eating your nose
I wish I had awesome illuminous converse

Granted, but they accidentally put hydrogen in them and you blow up your whole city

I wish I had booze. >.>

Granted but you will never get drunk.

I wish I won the lottery.