Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[124-C]

I just couldn't deal with the clutter, anymore. I felt that, whenever we went out, you had to bring everything with you. Kitchen sink included!  

[wakusei]

Oh yeah?! Well I divorced you for being too simple!

And I like to wash my hands a lot, okay...?! *Cuddles kitchen sink*

gonk crying  

[Elcia]

Because planets are infact female!

Terrible joke but allwell.  

[Phaeton]

My parents forbade an interracial marriage. Something about half elf kids. Two women can't have kids anyway, but eh. Oh right. The lesbian thing too... sweatdrop  

[pickle relish]

You're constantly skulking around the house muttering "My precioussss." It's sort of creepy.  

[infinite_personalities101]

Your a girl and your hair keeps poking me in the eye!! and the glitter is everywhere!!!!! do u know how hard it is to get glitter out? impoissible, thats how!!!!  

[Koneko Midoria]

Because you always wore torn, dirty, disgusting clothes. You would never buy anything new and you'd never wash them.

YUCK!

 

[seem seem olei]

i was tired of cleaning the litter box smile  

[Koneko Midoria]

Because they use other's excuses of divorce to divorce me.

gonk

 

[infinite_personalities101]

You kept scratching me!!! The hospital bills were costing too much!!  

[Red Glacier]

the folleng books gove mei a comdision >.O  

[infinite_personalities101]

You kept stabbing me with the sword and those stupid rock formations nearly crushed me!!!! >.<  

[Orokunoki]

you kept boring me with all your books.  

[infinite_personalities101]

lol you're a noob XP plus you hardly ever do your math homework ^^  

[Erverain]

You just kept judging people. Always looking at others and trying to find faults.