Why'd the chicken cross the road?

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

because he had to get home before the street lights came on or he'd get grounded for a week.

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Secret_lillies]

Because he thought 'I bet people will think it's very weird that a chicken is crossing the road.' So he decided to see if he was right.  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

because no one said that he wasn't allowed to.

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Secret_lillies]

because he was told he couldn't make it so he had to prove them wrong.  

[emorhconom esor]

Because everyone kept calling the chicken a he when a chicken is always a girl!  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

the chicken was on her way to get a sex change (lol thanks for the inspiration gothic)

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Secret_lillies]

She wanted to go to outback stake house and eat a cow.  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

she realized she didn't know where she was going and thought that she could find directions on the other side.

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Secret_lillies]

She wanted to walk around town and she knew she had to cross the street to do that.  

[emorhconom esor]

She was going to protest Chick-fil-a!  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

she had nothing better to do.


(only would girls posting so much change a boy to a girl lol)

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Secret_lillies]

She was hungry (true)  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

She thought the grass was greener on the other side

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Secret_lillies]

She wanted to confuse the rooster.  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

Because she was confused about identity and needed to know who she really was

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"