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 Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:36 pm
Deppfan Teague Mr Insanium Why, Mai Tai is one of the most alcoholic drinks you'll ever drink. It's the end drink to the b*****d on the Beach. First you got the Suffering b*****d. Then you got the Dying b*****d. Then you down the Dead b*****d. And if you're still awake, you get to drink the Mai Tai. Actually, AMF's (Adios Mother ********) are much worse than Mai Tai's. AMF's are about 95% alcohol- mostly rum. The only part that's not alcohol is a tiny little bit of mix. I'm a pretty decent drinker, and 2 of those leave me completely wasted. Mai Tai's, on hte other hand, are actually quite a bit of orange and pineapple juice, along with grenadine. They also have a single pony shot of triple sec, and a shot and half each of light and dark rum. I know that, but this one site says that the full b*****d on the Beach is much more alcoholic than the Adios Mother ********.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:37 pm
Mr Insanium Deppfan Teague Mr Insanium Why, Mai Tai is one of the most alcoholic drinks you'll ever drink. It's the end drink to the b*****d on the Beach. First you got the Suffering b*****d. Then you got the Dying b*****d. Then you down the Dead b*****d. And if you're still awake, you get to drink the Mai Tai. Actually, AMF's (Adios Mother ********) are much worse than Mai Tai's. AMF's are about 95% alcohol- mostly rum. The only part that's not alcohol is a tiny little bit of mix. I'm a pretty decent drinker, and 2 of those leave me completely wasted. Mai Tai's, on hte other hand, are actually quite a bit of orange and pineapple juice, along with grenadine. They also have a single pony shot of triple sec, and a shot and half each of light and dark rum. I know that, but this one site says that the full b*****d on the Beach is much more alcoholic than the Adios Mother ******** class="clear"> Never heard of that one. What's in it?
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:37 pm
A Suffering b*****d, a Dying b*****d, a Dead b*****d, and a Mai Tai.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:40 pm
Mr Insanium A Suffering b*****d, a Dying b*****d, a Dead b*****d, and a Mai Tai. Oh... it's a series of drinks. Ouch. At that point, just line up some shots. LOL Speaking of which... Bartender, I'd like a double shot of Jameson.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:41 pm
*gives a double shot of Jameson*
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:47 pm
::downs the double shot with no chaser:: Ahhhh that's the stuff.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:51 pm
Hey, you weren't lying, you are a good drinker. *concocts a Quantum Leap and an Irish Car Bomb* Pick one.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:13 pm
Always wanted to try and Irish Car Bomb
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:19 pm
Can I have a rootbeer and beer?
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:45 am
How about some drinking jokes?
An international beer fair is held in London, England, and representatives from each major beer company are in attendance. It turns out that the reps from Corona, Budwieser, Heineken, and Guiness all know each other, having met at earlier fairs. They all decide to go out to a bar. The Corona rep orders a Corona, the Budweiser rep orders a Bud Light, the Heineken rep orders a Heineken, and the Guiness rep orders a Coke. The bartender looks at him confused, and he replies, "Well, if none of them are drinking beer, I'm not either."
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:53 am
silverlum45 Soul of Aqua Can I have a glass of water? *drinks her vodka* ...Wuss. -bashes your head into the bar- shut up.
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:22 am
Soul of Aqua silverlum45 Soul of Aqua Can I have a glass of water? *drinks her vodka* ...Wuss. -bashes your head into the bar- shut up. ::hands over a large glass of water:: For you, my sweet.
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:41 am
Deppfan Teague Soul of Aqua silverlum45 Soul of Aqua Can I have a glass of water? *drinks her vodka* ...Wuss. -bashes your head into the bar- shut up. ::hands over a large glass of water:: For you, my sweet. Violence=reward? yay!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:10 am
Ooh, ooh, then may I tutor him in the way of the violence masters?
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:31 am
Where's my rootbeer and beer? drums fingers on counter in impatience.
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