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 Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:57 pm
Penn & Teller, eat your hearts out!
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:40 pm
who is she talking about?
(srsly, what are you talking about?)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:38 am
I guess I'd better look up who Penn & Teller are on the internet.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:03 pm
Master Courtney000 ooo! i'm so busy preparing for christmas... all i really need right now is an ashiatsu. but noooo. nobody ever thinks to give gifts to santa, THE gift giver. biznatches. evil (( rofl )) ugh. i bet Genghis Khan never had to deal with this cr**.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:06 pm
I know those elves are subjected to long hours, little pay, and horrible working conditions, but whatever.
I'm Santa Claus. None of the children care.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:21 pm
you see, class, if you make a shallow cut here, the pain will....
Suzy, stop sucking your thumb and pay attention!
now then, where was i?
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:23 pm
With this great santa costume I can sneak into people's houses and steal all of the preasents
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:31 pm
my tie doubles as a giant pen. cool, huh?
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:02 pm
okay, kid, don't tell anyone, but i'm not actually santa. santa is at the north pole. i'm actually here as an undercover spy, but the guy i'm spying on is leaving the mall right now, so i'm gonna need you to make up an excuse as to why i'm leaving. *hands kid a my little pony as payment*
i'm trusting you.
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:14 pm
as my emoticon bubble obviously indicates, i am going to EAT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:22 pm
I act all happy and jolly like this so I don't get caught again... The night Santa went crazy, the night st. Nicholas flipped, broke his back for some milk and cookies... Ya...
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:24 pm
huh. telling that strange little story to distract Santa so i could take his bag actually worked. confused who woulda thunk it?
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:14 pm
Alright, who stole my bag?! scream
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:25 pm
die, my little peewee prisoner, DIE! twisted MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:09 am
Rawr! That Christmas turkey doesn't stand a chance.
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