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 Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:33 pm
Necessity is the mother of invention
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:40 pm
Just because you invent something doesn't mean it's useful.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:12 pm
Never be the first to fall into the water
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:37 pm
Leather armor is great for sneaking around, but not as good for absorbing damage. It looks nice though.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:26 pm
No matter how good of a knife wielder you are, it's useless against someone with a gun.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:29 pm
Never be in debt in personal relationships; you never know what they'll want in return, and being so close to you they'll know what you have to offer.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:15 am
Before fighting the Penguin boss, stalk up on Ear Plug candies so your head doesn't explode from his "Wah/sqwok" attack.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:23 am
Before going to the mall make sure to get you feet check to see if they are good enough to walk.The bigger it is the more likely it will fail and do nothing.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:08 pm
Do not be afraid. Hospitals are good.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:53 am
When Boris is coming, be sure to dress appropriately or else you'll suffer his wrath.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:19 pm
Imitation is not always the most sincere form of flattery.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:43 pm
When conducting night-time exercises for your merit badge; be sure to cover or conceal the bright red tie on your uniform
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:58 pm
Remember to wear earplugs when getting fired out of a cannon.
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:51 am
Remember, this is not a movie. You will not sparkle in the sunlight, instead, you will swear like a sailor.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:18 pm
When performing strange experiments, remember to wear protection, or otherwise you'll be affected as well.
Whoops, too late.
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