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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:26 pm
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Alright, then! Just give me a moment to find a horse that isn't dead, smoking and/or filled with arrows.


Is that even possible?!

If you don't find one, let's ride a mammoth or a giant.


Or a giant that is itself riding a mammoth. That would be at least 2.5x as sweet. Hell of a view, too.  
PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:29 pm
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You're probably right, and it does make sense.


Some times i seen parents worse on some even tho there just want a good day for there kids 3nodding


Heheh, Not surprised. Guess we all need a chill pill. xd

Exactly the point, they need a pill to chill when stressed.
 

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:30 pm
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Alright, then! Just give me a moment to find a horse that isn't dead, smoking and/or filled with arrows.


Is that even possible?!

If you don't find one, let's ride a mammoth or a giant.


Or a giant that is itself riding a mammoth. That would be at least 2.5x as sweet. Hell of a view, too.


Screencap worthy. We better watch out for the Macho Man. C_C;  
PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:03 pm
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Alright, then! Just give me a moment to find a horse that isn't dead, smoking and/or filled with arrows.


Is that even possible?!

If you don't find one, let's ride a mammoth or a giant.


Or a giant that is itself riding a mammoth. That would be at least 2.5x as sweet. Hell of a view, too.


Screencap worthy. We better watch out for the Macho Man. C_C;


???

This guy?  

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:05 pm
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Alright, then! Just give me a moment to find a horse that isn't dead, smoking and/or filled with arrows.


Is that even possible?!

If you don't find one, let's ride a mammoth or a giant.


Or a giant that is itself riding a mammoth. That would be at least 2.5x as sweet. Hell of a view, too.


Screencap worthy. We better watch out for the Macho Man. C_C;


???

This guy?


Hmnn, I dunno. I was referring to Randy Savage. I know there's a Skyrim mod replacing a dragon with deformed version of himself ...creepy shiat.  
PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:15 pm
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Alright, then! Just give me a moment to find a horse that isn't dead, smoking and/or filled with arrows.


Is that even possible?!

If you don't find one, let's ride a mammoth or a giant.


Or a giant that is itself riding a mammoth. That would be at least 2.5x as sweet. Hell of a view, too.


Screencap worthy. We better watch out for the Macho Man. C_C;


???

This guy?


Hmnn, I dunno. I was referring to Randy Savage. I know there's a Skyrim mod replacing a dragon with deformed version of himself ...creepy shiat.

I don't know how to feel about that. Alarmed? Scared? Mildly aroused, maybe?  

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:18 pm
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Or a giant that is itself riding a mammoth. That would be at least 2.5x as sweet. Hell of a view, too.


Screencap worthy. We better watch out for the Macho Man. C_C;


???

This guy?


Hmnn, I dunno. I was referring to Randy Savage. I know there's a Skyrim mod replacing a dragon with deformed version of himself ...creepy shiat.

I don't know how to feel about that. Alarmed? Scared? Mildly aroused, maybe?


All of the above with a few sliced pickles?  
PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:22 pm
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Or a giant that is itself riding a mammoth. That would be at least 2.5x as sweet. Hell of a view, too.


Screencap worthy. We better watch out for the Macho Man. C_C;


???

This guy?


Hmnn, I dunno. I was referring to Randy Savage. I know there's a Skyrim mod replacing a dragon with deformed version of himself ...creepy shiat.

I don't know how to feel about that. Alarmed? Scared? Mildly aroused, maybe?


All of the above with a few sliced pickles?


Sounds like my last bar mitzvah.  

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:23 pm
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Was the food good?
Hmnn, I dunno. I was referring to Randy Savage. I know there's a Skyrim mod replacing a dragon with deformed version of himself ...creepy shiat.

I don't know how to feel about that. Alarmed? Scared? Mildly aroused, maybe?


All of the above with a few sliced pickles?


Sounds like my last bar mitzvah.


Was the food good?  
PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:30 pm
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Was the food good?
Hmnn, I dunno. I was referring to Randy Savage. I know there's a Skyrim mod replacing a dragon with deformed version of himself ...creepy shiat.

I don't know how to feel about that. Alarmed? Scared? Mildly aroused, maybe?


All of the above with a few sliced pickles?


Sounds like my last bar mitzvah.


Was the food good?


We made meat burgers: fistfuls of bacon sandwiched between two chicken patties. It was glorious.

And deadly.  

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