Quote Wars (game)

[AnimeDude360]

Soultrain

"It looks like Blue Laser's going to take advantage of Price Style's already low, low prices on paper towels and grout cleaner and use all the savings to make a button that will make it snow at the beach!" ~ Gunhaver

Buy all our playsets and toys! - Cheat Commandos.  

[Dr.JaredVonPoncy]

"It's not a very good commando name!" Strong bad  

[Elrohir Helyanwe]

"The Chort is going made with power!"
-Coach z  

[lunnera]

"The King's gone mad with power! He's gonna eat the Chort!" ~Coach Z  

[Soultrain]

Hey guys! Homestar Junior's talking now! He said, "Put that freakin' sandwich down!" ~ Marzipan  

[lunnera]

"Will somebody talk some sense into this woman?" ~Homestar  

[AnimeDude360]

Hey Stupid! I brought you this stuff! - Homestar.  

[Soultrain]

Uh, yes, hello there Mrs. Pan. This is, uh, Detective Everybody down here at the station. And um, we got your boyfriend Homestar down here and, uh, he's dead. Because we killed him, because he was so stupid that we had to shoot him, to keep him from being even more stupid. So if you wanna come down and I.D. the body, there's not much left. We put about 37 slugs in him, eh-and things don't look too good. Uh, so if you could come down we would appreciate it, right now, um, to come look at your dead boyfriend. {stifled laughter} Ok, have a good day. ~ Strong Bad  

[AnimeDude360]

Yes so if you could stick your head in the toilet and uh..flush the toilet! - SB  

[lunnera]

"This is your cable man... Cablem'nJorge." ~SB  

[Soultrain]

YOUR PHONE A SPLODE ~ Vector Strong Bad  

[AnimeDude360]

BACK OFF BABY! - Vector Strong Bad  

[lunnera]

"Girls would like, try to make out with their computer screens," ~SB  

[Soultrain]

Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! ~ Strong Bad  

[lunnera]

"I was going to get a high five, but I can see that I'm already here." ~Homestar