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 Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:29 am
-walks up to the altar and pushes Biff off-
We stand before this company, on this beautiful summer day, to witness the joining of Ace and Jfm
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:30 am
 Right, stop that. This wedding is getting very silly.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:30 am
*Fires a couple of rounds* "Nobody move or the bride gets it!"
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:30 am
Hey guys what should i do?
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:30 am
Welcome are you, friends and family of this couple. Today, before you and before the Gods, you shall witness a transformation as Ace and Jfm share vows and become one.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:31 am
down with biff. Soryy you have to see this IM. Biff you are going down. Or at least gonna sit this one out and let the priestess do this.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:31 am
-Scratches nose- Transformation?
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:31 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:32 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:32 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:32 am
I myself think Biff was doing a rather good job.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:32 am
Biff Foxer *Fires a couple of rounds* "Nobody move or the bride gets it!" *Snaps fingers and sends clothing up in a blaze of purple flame. She saunters up to the priest and looks him directly in the eyes.* Honey! *She fondles the collar on his shirt and leans in close* Didn't anyone ever tell you... If momma ain't happy... Ain't NOBODY happy! twisted
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:32 am
*Crawls off to the reception* "b***h... I'm eating all the food..."
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:33 am
Biff Foxer *Fires a couple of rounds* "Nobody move or the bride gets it!" *burns you with your cigarrette*
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:33 am
We gladly receive this company today, to share the joy as Ace and Jfm are united in marriage.
If there is any here who can show just cause that these people should not be joined into the bonds of marriage, let them speak now, or keep their silence for all time.
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