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 Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:59 pm
You marry Johnny Depp but he gets trampled by fans crying
I wish I had bass lessons
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:31 am
Granted. Your lessons turn you into the greatest bass fisher in all of Gaia. Unfortunately the price for bass goes down to 0.5g each.
I wish I didn’t have to work today.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:41 am
On what you think is your way to work you end up in a serious car crash throwing you into the hospital for the rest of your life. You don't ever have to go to work again, but are in pain until you die.
I wish I could breathe under water.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:29 pm
Granted, but you can't breathe air anymore so you're stuck in the water.
I wish I had a Coco plushie.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:57 pm
Granted, but it glitches your avatar into a perpetual red "X".
I wish to achieve the ultimate cessation of suffering.
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:18 pm
Granted. You are now dead.
I wish it were easier to earn gold.
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:33 am
Granted! But because you robbed a bank people are now chasing you because they want their money back
I wish to have 10 000g
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:55 am
Granted, but gaia has suffered so much inflation that your 10,000g can only buy you half a starter set.
I wish for eternally perfect health.
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 4:47 am
granted, but only because that means you now get to live in a white room where the air is created and cleaned in a room two doors down the hall.
i wish school was less harsh.
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:02 pm
Granted, but you get hit by a car and die.
I wish I could draw.
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:10 pm
Granted, but you get arthritis which makes it painful for you to draw.
I wish people would stop using smilies.
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:09 pm
Granted. But now people write out their facial expressions in chatspeak.
I wish the fly flying around my house would die.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:22 pm
It dies, but the several hundred eggs it has laid do not.
I wish I had the energy to get some real work done!
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:01 pm
Granted, but you find that you now have so much energy that you can't stop working for months. Then you crash, burn, and have Mono. -like symptoms.
I wish I could memorize the marching band drill.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:30 pm
Granted, but it’s the only thing that you can remember and it eventually drives you insane.
I wish I were better at puzzle games.
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