The "And" game

[SangreLeach]

and then a dog found him and chased him around the room for five solid minutes  

[aretoo]

And he found a tree and peered down at the dog, thinking, "what's up with *that*?"  

[SangreLeach]

and the dog sat at the bottom of the tree laughing at the game it had played with the raccoon  

[aretoo]

And the raccoon started dropping small acorns on the dog's head... and some cookies he'd pilfered earlier  

[SangreLeach]

and the dog ate the cookies and threw the acorns back  

[aretoo]

and the raccoon wondered how long the tranquilizer-laden cookies would take to take effect  

[SangreLeach]

and the dog started feeling sleepy  

[aretoo]

And the raccoon gave a WIIIIIDE smile...  

[SangreLeach]

and the dog wondered why...until it fell alseep, twitching in a mad mightmare, wimpering as it lay under the tree  

[aretoo]

And the raccoon gently climbed down the tree, skritched the dog behind the ears, and went off in search of more cookies...  

[SangreLeach]

and the dog woke up and chased after the raccoon in revenge  

[aretoo]

And the dog found only shadows and his own tail to chase, as aretoo was in a different thread already... and warping the skein of reality  

[SangreLeach]

and the dog muttered in disdain and went back to its own reality  

[aretoo]

And found a mysterious pile of (undrugged) cookies awaiting  

[SangreLeach]

and the dog sniffed the cookies tentatively before eating