Wishing game

[Xanatos Forever]

congratulations, you're the newest lesbian porn star! Be happy in the knowledge that millions of men across the world are masturbating to your sexcapades!

I wish long distance relationships weren't such a b***h...  

[Ritz_Freak]

Yep but close ones are even worse.

I wish I had a brain.  

[raytray]

Granted but it only functions when close to the sun.

I wish I had a highlighter.  

[[ Messanger ]]

Your highlighter sucks out your blood and uses it as ink >.>

I wish I could be loved..  

[Denoument]

Granted, but it turns out camels smell bad.  

[raytray]

Granted but your wish was misplaced.

I wish that I wasn't resented.  

[Ritz_Freak]

Yes but then your clothes will be burned and you will stink

I wish I had better insults.  

[raytray]

Granted, but you can only insult yourself.

I wish I had more gold.  

[Ritz_Freak]

Yes, but you know the tale of the Mida's touch?

I wish I had Johnny Depp's baby  

[raytray]

Granted but johnny depp gets put into jail for some reason and blames you for another reason

I wish that I was smart enough to finish collage by the age 15.  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted, but the pressure put upon you to be a great success causes you to go insane... and then your associates get to study you as a strange case of mental break down that eventually falls into dementia, paranoia etc.

I wish... I had a prehensile tail! razz  

[xfantasyxloverx]

Granted, but it has a mind of it's own and wants to choke you.

I wish I didn't know so many idiots.  

[Ritz_Freak]

Yes but the people you'll meet are too smart for you.

I wish I could never have kids.  

[raytray]

Yes but from now on you make wishes that are positive in nature.

I wish that I could buy whatever I needed.  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted. You pay with your soul to a demon and the demon gets you everything you need.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.