Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[xfantasyxloverx]

His hair won't tell him.

Is the world round?  

[Large Inmate]

Nope, it's a triangle.

Why do cats meow and dogs bark?  

[Quicksylver]

Because they drank turpentine.

Why is the sea hot?  

[Large Inmate]

Because your cool.

Why did I put a exclamation emote at the end of this sentance? exclaim  

[[Aeon Flux]]

For some reason, you thought it was a very tiny Sun. O_O


Who put the boom in the shaka laka boom?  

[JauntyJabberwocky]

An Eskimo.

Why do Emues like watermellon?  

[Quicksylver]

Because they can't find any grapes.

Where have all the good songs gone?  

[JauntyJabberwocky]

To Micheal Jackson!!! crying

Why do you taste things you smell sometimes?  

[[Aeon Flux]]

Because your nose eats when you're asleep.


Who plays Second Life?  

[JauntyJabberwocky]

Third life, who's cheating on second life with first life.

Why do they cry?  

[xfantasyxloverx]

Becasue they think they're laughing.

Who invented green?  

[JauntyJabberwocky]

A lepracaun.

How do you feel?  

[Quicksylver]

I feel like spaghetti.


What is the passage of time?  

[rickiegirl]

a clock.

who the hell am i?  

[[Aeon Flux]]

Whomever you wish to be.


Where is the throne?