Drop Death

[upxfromxbelow]

A tube of chapstick rolls against my foot. I bend and pick it up excited as my lips are beyond chapped. Happily I apply it and continue on my journey. A bit down the road I realize that my face is hot, it's hard to breathe and my vision is swimming. Quicker than my swollen eyelids can blink I'm on the ground convulsing and eventually die. As I'm dying because I was too dumb to read the ingredients label for beeswax, which I am deathly allergic to, my car keys fall into the next post.

 

[Waterkin]

I catch the car keys and steal your car, but as I drive down the road, a mugger attacks the car and stabs the keys into my throat. As I die I drop a Gaia emote.  

[upxfromxbelow]

twisted

Me:
Oh no!! It's a Demon!

twisted
Omnom nom nomnom nom

As I'm being devoured by a Gaia emote/portal for a demon I drop some Gaia cash in on the next post. . .

 

[Bluejayy]

I was stretching after a nap when Gaia Cash crashed down my throat, splitting open my esophagus and I choke on my own blood.

The Gaia Cash sliced my tongue out and it fell out of my mouth  

[upxfromxbelow]

Hearing a loud SPLAT! as I'm out walking I look down and notice something pink on ground in front of me. Bending down to get a closer look I see that it is a severed tongue. Wildly freaking out I don't pay attention to what I'm doing. I slip on the severed muscle due to my frantic spazzing and crack my head on the concrete of the sidewalk behind me.

As I lay there dying my new AP magazine that was in my hands falls into the next post.

 

[PebbleDrop856]

The AP magazine literally falls on my head right after I get some surgery that causes any contact with my head will kill me.

As I die, the people who gave me the surgery come out the hospital.  

[roses are forever]

*urm...*

As I'm running down the sidewalk past the hospital, suddenly a group of surgeons come walking out in front of me, I try to slow down but hit a patch of ice on the sidewalk. I slam into them and tumble into the street. A truck coming down the road slams on its breaks, trying not to hit me. It skids to a stop an inch in front of my face, Sadly the 18 wheeler behind it couldnt stop in time, slamming into the pickup and squishing me like a bug. As Im being dragged down the street my iphone falls out of my pocket and into the next post.  

[upxfromxbelow]

Stopping to window shop I see a cell phone lying on the ground outside the shop window. Thinking to turn it on and call the owner's home number to see if they want it returned I bend to pick up the hand held device. Not seeing that it is cracked and had been sitting in a small water puddle I pick it up and get electrocuted to death.

As I fry like a bug on a zapper my lunch falls into the next post.

 

[PebbleDrop856]

As I walk down the street, I find a lunchbox. Seeing as I didn't bring any money to buy food from some store, I open the box. Inside, I find a perfectly fine sandwich. I took a bite out of it, and suddenly dropped the sandwich. It had been full of deadly poison.

As the poison takes control of my body, my wallet, forgetting I had it with me, falls out of my jacket.  

[upxfromxbelow]

As I'm walking down my street one day I'm suddenly grabbed by two men in black suits and sunglasses. They gag me and throw me in the back of a car. I driven to an abandoned warehouse where they throw me in a vat of toxic goo. No special mutations for me, it kills me. Case of mistaken identity.

In my struggle before I'm thrown into the vat of toxic goo I drop my lucky flattened quarter into the next post.

 

[Ajax [The Holy Fire]]

♣ Deciding to go grave robbing, I get blindsided by a zombified headless zombie and get ripped to shreds. My organs and blood fly into the next post. ♣

 

[ancantsia]

My tiger eats your organs and drinks up your bloos but then its bloodlust has been sparked and it turns on me. All it leaves is my boots for the person in the next post.

~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed~