Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[The Dinosaur Next Door]

Your butt times seventy-three.

Why is my cat sleeping on my backpack?  

[Sakasama Datenshi]

because it pissed on it...

Why do hookers work on a corner?  

[Spifflicious]

Because cities aren't built in circles. Duhhh. >.<;;

Why did Jesus wait until the third day to rise?  

[invisible-weirdo]

Because the earth was flat.

Why do things like to fall into The Void? >.<  

[Spifflicious]

Because the Phunkeh hates meh!! crying

Why is there no oxygen in space?  

[Sakasama Datenshi]

because we use it all

Why do gangsters like baggy clothes?  

[nedozuki_88]

just so they can show uff their underwear

why is the sky blue?  

[infinite_personalities101]

because i said so

why can't i go to sleep on time?  

[polly_17qq9]

because roses are red and violets should be DAMN VIOLET!!!

why do I get horny seeing boys??  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Because you're a sex addict

Why, if true, would things be pre-destined?  

[infinite_personalities101]

because spoilers are fun

why can't i get a boyfriend? crying  

[The Dinosaur Next Door]

They never know who they're talking to.

Why am I so lazy?

 

[nedozuki_88]

because the world is full of crazies, and you just happen to be one of many

why am i so shy?  

[Boxed_Jam]

Because you don't want anyone to know that you're hording a bunch of hippies in your basement.

What is THAT?

 

[Vickmoore]

A black ho-



What did I have for breakfast yesterday?