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This thread again? I think I'll...
leave.
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try again to find a master.
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stare at Jaft's resurrecting abilities.
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purchase a fine slave for the bidding.
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 12%  [ 6 ]
have some fun.
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bid to my heart's content.
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scold Sanzo for not maintaining this thread and leaving Jaft to do the duty.
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clean my room.
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find another topic.
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shoot this zombie topic in the head!
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Total Votes : 49


Omochii

PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:51 am


Night Sanzo!

>.> HUG FOR LA BELLE!

I hope you feel better soon. Is there anything we can do for you? To help you, I mean ^^

And yes, that's my real real name. >_>

xD Yes, yes, let's bid on Jaft!
PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:52 am


Not much anyone can do, even the majority of what I'm doing is sitting and waiting to see what happens.

I used to enjoy me que sera sera attitude toward life!

Trish the Stalker


Jafthasleftthebuilding
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:53 am


La Belle Isolde
Jaft
La Belle Isolde
I mean, not to sound angsty but my mood right now is ******** EVERYTHING scream scream scream

I can't sleep, I don't wanna eat, I wanna cause everything around me a nasty stabby death.

You wanna hear a nasty joke?


Suuuure... it might make me feel better rolleyes

I have a feeling I know what brought this on too.

Hear are a couple. You guys... these jokes might be a little extreme so grow a sense of humour or cover your virgin eyes with eye condoms.

How do you know when you had enough babies?
When you just can't eat another bite...

What goes, "Hahahahahaha KLUNK"?
A leper laughing his a** off.

Did you hear about the black man who worked at KFC?
Neither did I.

How do you know you've received a letter from a leper?
The tongue is still in the envelope.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:54 am


Those were amusing, although I've heard most of them before.

I heart dead baby jokes though

Trish the Stalker


Sentama Lin

PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:54 am


Hehhehh... funny jokes, Jaft...

...but for some reason, the third joke isn't registering in my head. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:56 am


La Belle Isolde
Those were amusing, although I've heard most of them before.

I heart dead baby jokes though

Black men don't work at KFC because they'd eat all the chicken lol...

Racist jokes.

Ok! Another round then.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You bounce on the trampoline.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.

How does a necropheliac sign his letters?
Eventually yours.

Jafthasleftthebuilding
Vice Captain


Omochii

PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:57 am


Hahaha, Jaft is a joker. Jaft is a joker.

That we want to own <_<
And I'm sorry La Belle. I really hope you can feel better soon...this feeling will pass, eventually.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:57 am


La Belle Isolde
I heart dead baby jokes though
I have a really bad one for you then. I'm putting the punch line in white to make it more enticing so that people don't have to read it if they don't want to.

What do you get when you throw a baby off of a building?
A boner.

Jessi_Babii_10_13_90


Trish the Stalker

PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:57 am


What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a potato peeler.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:58 am


Wow, crazy bidding war over Master Undakai! eek Congrats on winning all that Sanzo.

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Trish the Stalker

PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:58 am


MrJimmy
La Belle Isolde
I heart dead baby jokes though
I have a really bad one for you then. I'm putting the punch line in white to make it more enticing so that people don't have to read it if they don't want to.

What do you get when you throw a baby off of a building?
A boner.


eek
PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:59 am


La Belle Isolde
What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a potato peeler.
rofl

Omochii


Jafthasleftthebuilding
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:00 am


MrJimmy
La Belle Isolde
I heart dead baby jokes though
I have a really bad one for you then. I'm putting the punch line in white to make it more enticing so that people don't have to read it if they don't want to.

What do you get when you throw a baby off of a building?
A boner.

What do you get when you stuff three babies in the blender?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

LMAO JIMMY LMAO!!!
PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:01 am


I'm gonna go OD on some gravol, come back here for 20 minutes while it kicks in, then go to bed.

Trish the Stalker


Jessi_Babii_10_13_90

PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:04 am


Jaft
What do you get when you stuff three babies in the blender?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
They're amazing right?

My favorite version of the same joke, the modified version of that horrible one I told, I find it to be much funnier:

What do you get?
A boner.

Most people find it anti-climactic, but anti-humor is so much more saticfieing then humor sometimes.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocost.
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