| This thread again? I think I'll... |
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| try again to find a master. |
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| stare at Jaft's resurrecting abilities. |
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| purchase a fine slave for the bidding. |
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| scold Sanzo for not maintaining this thread and leaving Jaft to do the duty. |
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| clean my room. |
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| find another topic. |
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| shoot this zombie topic in the head! |
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:06 am
I'd tell my most horrible ones, but people might be race sensitive, despite the Holocaust one you just told lol...
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:06 am
La Belle Isolde MrJimmy La Belle Isolde I heart dead baby jokes though I have a really bad one for you then. I'm putting the punch line in white to make it more enticing so that people don't have to read it if they don't want to. What do you get when you throw a baby off of a building? A boner.S-.....signed. eek
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:06 am
I PRAY FOR DEATH BUT HE NEVER TAKES ME!!!
...hehehe... that's an innuendo... unintentionally of course, but I see the humour in it.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:10 am
Jaft I'd tell my most horrible ones, but people might be race sensitive, despite the Holocaust one you just told lol... PM me, Jafty-kins.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:11 am
Lol. Although I'm not a fan of the holocaust [ever since they showed images of piles of decaying dead people in History Lessons last year], I still found it funny, because the answer was so...obvious.
You all so funneh lol
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:14 am
I'm going to test a black on this crowd.
What did the Alabama sheriff say when he the black man who was shot 15 times?
"Worst case of suicide I've ever seen."
Edit: Should we start bidding on Omochii?
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:18 am
I won't be here in 10 minutes. Even if I am I'll be unconscious, I'm already tipping over in my chair. Although I'm trying to build a group of male slaves, so I would let someone else win Omo anyway.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:19 am
La Belle Isolde I won't be here in 10 minutes. Even if I am I'll be unconscious, I'm already tipping over in my chair. Although I'm trying to build a group of male slaves, so I would let someone else win Omo anyway. Perhaps on the 'morrow.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:20 am
When I found anti-humor, I had never laughed so hard in my entire life.
What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?
Cancer!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"The police. I'm afraid there's been a serious road traffic accident; your partner is in intensive care."
What did Batman say to Robin to get him in the car?
"Get in the car."
What's the difference between an orange?
One of them doesn't.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:29 am
xd I'm finding this new anti-humour quite humourous.
And if you were to bid on me now...Jaft would win O.o
I'm on hold ~ yay!
PS. Please don't hurt yourself La Belle...if you collapse, table edges are quite dangerous, y'know.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:30 am
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
sweatdrop Classic.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:32 am
Slim95 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead. sweatdrop Classic. What did the orange say to the lemon? Stop being so sour! YAY FOR PUNS! JAFT LOVES PUNS! What do you give an injured lemon? LEMON-AID!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:33 am
Jaft Slim95 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead. sweatdrop Classic. What did the orange say to the lemon? Stop being so sour! YAY FOR PUNS! JAFT LOVES PUNS! What do you give an injured lemon? LEMON-AID!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! One strawberry tart says to another "How did we get into this jam?" To which the other replies, "OH MY GOD A TALKING TART!"
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:34 am
La Belle Isolde Jaft Slim95 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead. sweatdrop Classic. What did the orange say to the lemon? Stop being so sour! YAY FOR PUNS! JAFT LOVES PUNS! What do you give an injured lemon? LEMON-AID!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! One strawberry tart says to another "How did we get into this jam?" To which the other replies, "OH MY GOD A TALKING TART!" What gas station did the turtle go to? The SHELL station!!! Bwahahaha!
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:35 am
La Belle Isolde Jaft Slim95 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead. sweatdrop Classic. What did the orange say to the lemon? Stop being so sour! YAY FOR PUNS! JAFT LOVES PUNS! What do you give an injured lemon? LEMON-AID!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! One strawberry tart says to another "How did we get into this jam?" To which the other replies, "OH MY GOD A TALKING TART!" I really 'lol'ed at this, Labelle and Jaft....and 75% of the times I type "lol", I don't actually laugh. eek For this, the two of you get applause. *claps*
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