Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[infinite_personalities101]

A whore's a**

What is going to be my new first period class this school year?  

[Saverio C.]

Clearly it will be a class that involves teaching

Why can't I lose?  

[infinite_personalities101]

because u'r just that awesome

will the guy i like, ask me out to the homecoming dance?  

[shadowrune]

I don't know, ask him.

Why is my grandpa so frustrating?  

[Koneko Midoria]

Because in his old age, he thinks you're his wife.
It's always fun for those old people to irk their spouses.

Why does it keep raining...?
it's been going on for like two weeks straight almost.  

[Saverio C.]

Because you haven't sung "Rain, rain go away, come again another day"

Why are ladies hard to understand.  

[Agent_of_Misfortune]

because there aliens from the planet Venus.....


why are my grandparents putting up Christmas decorations this early?  

[Saverio C.]

Early!? Christmas was last year dummy

Why do pigs fly  

[wakusei]

Because December is when they need to break out the Easter decorations.

Why does the wind always seem to blow against me?  

[nedozuki_88]

because it is holding a grudge against you for that time you swore at it

why is winter sooooo cooooolllldddd~!!!!???  

[nedozuki_88]

because the earth is emo, and is feeling sad... thus it is cold...

why do frogs have webbed feet?  

[MidEcho]

Because it's the latest fashion

Why did you steal my cookie?  

[nedozuki_88]

because you have to eat it with milk, you didnt have any... and i did. thats why i stole your cookie ;3

whos afraid of the big bad wolf?  

[MidEcho]

The three little pigs and Little Red Riding Hood!

Why does my computer lag?  

[nedozuki_88]

because it lost the game, and now its all bummed out and sad...

why is it called new years day?