Would you rather...?

[124-C]

Solo, like hell I'm sharing the groupies.

Would you rather be French or Dutch?  

[Kerrigan_dragon]

French. Definitely.

Would you rather be famous and have homicidal paparazzi after you all the time, or be a hobo?  

[123456hi]

famous

Would you rather live in an extremely hot or cold place?  

[narwhalsrnasty]

extremly cold because i dont feel cold
would you rather have turkey flavored soda or soda flavored turkey  

[pickle relish]

Turkey flavored soda, I guess. A soda is smaller than a whole turkey...I'd live through it.

Would you rather go skydiving or bungee jumping?  

[124-C]

Skydiving. I know someone down in Arizona that'll give me a discount if I do a tandem with them.

Would you rather ski or snowboard?  

[Alarias]

Snowboard - looks less intimidating since it doesn't have those poles >.> but, I'd probably still bust my arse.

Would you rather get a tattoo or get a piercing?  

[Large Inmate]

Piercing. Been wanting one for a while.
Would you rather have an STI or be a virgin for as long as you live?  

[Alarias]

Virgin

Would you rather be mauled by a bear or attacked by wild dogs?  

[124-C]

Oh, god, give me the noble bear. Spare me the Lassy jokes...

Would you rather beat someone senseless with a golf club or baseball bat?  

[Alarias]

Baseball bat for sure 3nodding

Would you rather swallow a raw egg or get a bikini wax?  

[124-C]

*cringes at the thought of a bikini wax* Actually, raw eggs aren't nearly as bad as most people seem to think they are. Particularly since they slide right down (similar to a well buttered oyster).

Would you rather spend a day with Al Gore or d**k Cheney?  

[Alarias]

Well, I like not getting shot so, Mr. Gore.

Would you rather have a pimple on your nose or on your arse?  

[Erverain]

Well, I suppose the nose, since it wouldn't bother me when I sit down.

Would you rather...

Become a real-life Oedipus, or become Hamlet?  

[123456hi]

Hamlet(being left in a forest with a nail in my foot and then having an extremely weird relationship with my family is too much for me)

Would you rather be ambushed by a wild boar or be trampled by a horse?