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 Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:43 am
Q: Why is the floor down and the ceiling up?
A: It's actually the other way. You are a bat.
Q: Why is Vampire Hunter D such a tease?
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:19 am
Q. why is vampire hunter D such a tease?
A. because he wants to corner you and suck your blood, hello!
Q. Why is the sky red?
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:14 am
Q.Why is the sky red?
A. Your wearing red sunglasses
Q. Why do shoes have to go on your feet?
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:48 am
Q. Why do shoes have to go on your feet?
A.because something has to keep the smell from out of the open.
Q.Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:22 pm
Q.Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
A. The Italians.
Q. Why can't fish swim backwards?
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 5:24 pm
Q: Why can't fish swin backwards?
A: Because they're not supposed to.
Q: Why aren't cars in the sky?
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:25 pm
Q: Why aren't cars in the sky?
A: Because people can't fly....Yet!
Q: Why can't I fly? *Tears* TT^TT
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:12 pm
A: Because you're the only human who did not develop wings, unlike the rest of us.
Q. Why is my name Icarus?
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:29 pm
Q. Why is my name Icarus?
A:Because you had a cruel fate xD (unique name lol xD)
Q; Why does this --> ~^~lol~^~ <-- look like a person drowning while about to be eaten by sharks when he is not laughing out loud?
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:09 pm
A - Because it sucks to be him. LOL.
Q - Why is my avatar so morbid?
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:39 pm
RosesFallingLikeRain A - Because it sucks to be him. LOL. Q - Why is my avatar so morbid? A: because you accepted the cookies on the dark side..... sweatdrop Q: why isnt anyone gonna lay a finger on my butterfinger? sweatdrop xp
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:21 am
A - Because the can't believe it's not butter.
Q - Why isn't it butter?
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:22 pm
A- Because it didnt want to be butter and decided to be tree bark instead
Q- why do munchkins(kids) flock to me and not leave me alone and practically drag me along when they see me? ><
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:35 pm
A: Because you're too damn nice!
Q: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:25 pm
that's true, actually....
A- The Cookie Monster, of course!(*noms cookie* twisted )
Q- How fast is the speed of lint?(don't ask.. >< i barely know)
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