Why did you divorce the aay?

[asmindys]

His flames made any sort of display of affection painful. The sheets were always crispy, too.

 

[Ju-chansuki]

I could never hear her.  

[Rockefor]

She always laugh at my attempts of being a pirate.  

[Elemental Doll]

He told me I wasn't cool enough.  

[HEYIQUITTHISSITESUCKS]

Never paid attention to me. sad  

[Vanilla Acoustic]

I had a relationship with her brother and she a relationship with my brother.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

She was a sadist who was always trying to chop my head off...  

[Rockefor]

His warhammer disappeared!It was the column that supported our marriage.=P  

[ball pain]

He didn't like Dean pulling his pants down and yelling 'PUDDING!!!'  

[Rockefor]

She like Dean pulling his pants down and yelling "PUDDING!".. evil  

[ball pain]

He didn't like my Finnian  

[Music Breaks Hearts]

She wouldn't let me wear purple.  

[Resha Fuyuaki]

^ Because she always wear purple. o:

 

[cooki3zdanerd]

She never wanted to part with the leaf that was in her hair.  

[As Strange As It Sounds]

She liked to eat out of MY box of Cereal scream stare