Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[shauna_marie]

because it helps you live, yet is helping to kill you at the same time

why did i put the chicken in the oven that wasn't on?  

[ScottyShip]

The chicken gave you advice to do so.

Why is green overly superior?  

[ScottyShip]

Because you're not tall enough.
Why is the sky Mango?  

[Soreph]

Because it wants to be.
Why can't I visit Mars?  

[Dead Account 8893]

Because it ate you
What does u mean?  

[Kalib]

u means the person in front of u

Why is snow white?  

[ScottyShip]

because the kids are still sleeping, not playing outside.

why is my keyboard missing 14 letters?

 

[nedozuki_88]

they all went down the yellow brick road to get some tacos

why do i feel so emo? emo  

[Blackie the Cow]

Because you didn't punch reality in the face to make everything go your way.

Do I cha la or do I head cha la?  

[nedozuki_88]

neither, you BOOM CHAKA LAKA~!! ;3
why did your moma get stuck in the air while jumping?  

[Kusaragi]

Because the camera ran out of film.

Why is homework so hard?  

[nedozuki_88]

because if it were easy anyone~ could do it :p
why am i so sleepy....? -.-  

[ScottyShip]

You ate way too much tapioca.

My is my DS not a hologram?  

[nedozuki_88]

because you dont has on your 3D glasses silly~!!! surprised

why does my last class always seem to drag on? D: