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[Chimaria]

teehee...let's get the grunny out and have him like him awake...imagine waking up to a green bunnywith teeth...but i can't guarantee grunny won't bite him...maybe we can get the wolfie..*guy groans and whimpers*...but uh grunny would be better entertainment value... biggrin

*looks up at people on ledge*...maybe some bats would be fun also...after the fire guys get the bouncy thing out...  

[Duke_Azriel]

Grunny sounds like super fun. wink

 

[Chimaria]

*calls to grunny* grunny cuddles...oh see how cute he is ....*sets up video on cellphone* this is gonna be good twisted *sets grunny next to twitching guy - grunny looks confused, licks guy, he twitches, grunny looks confused and licks him again, then cocks head. man wakes up screams...startling grunny...now grunny is annoyed. grunny bites man's face* OH SHITZA! like i didn't know that was gonna happen *puts phone away...scoops up screaming grunny*

come one Duke we gotta run...*puts grunny in purse*.

...man is screaming about a 'green bunny' holding his face..

*pets grunny* good grunny.... heart let's check our video ...  

[Duke_Azriel]

rofl Poor guy... whee *pets grunny*

 

[Chimaria]

heart *grunny cuddles, enjoying the attention...biting at towel as i wipe the blood off his nose* aww silly why you have to bite him so hard?...did the mean guy scares you? *giggle* yeah...he's going 5150...no one is going to believe he was bit by a green rabbit! *cuddles grunny*

who else can we freak out? *looks around*  

[Duke_Azriel]

lol Everyone?

 

[Chimaria]

whee yesssh...

ideas:
1. vampire bats mayhem
2. snakes/rats in the 4 star restaurant...wriggling at their feet.
3. selective "hallucinations" of mummys, ghosts, ... fun fun fun...

thoughts? maybe a large red chicken scratching down 5th street??? *giggle*  

[Duke_Azriel]

lol I think I like option 3. whee

 

[Chimaria]

*spots group of guys checking out a group of girls* VICTIMS... whee
let's see if they like what they see....*incoherent mumbling* now they will see rotting flesh when the girl smiles back or a skeleton if she gives him the "as if" look...oh oh oh...the guys are walking closer...let's make them smell like...sewage...*incoherent mumble*
first girls smiles...guy looks frightened...then the girls smell the boys and give them the "as if" look...boys scream running...."gross! "
*guys run past us* holy s**t...did you see that?

see what?! Duke did you see anything? twisted  

[Duke_Azriel]

Not a thing.. How odd... *bust out laughing after they run out of sight*

 

[Chimaria]

oh...ghost sightings are pretty fun to create....more laid back, but sometimes you seem them posted on the internet...i am NOT taking any responsibility for those spammy emails!

i have schnappy chocolate drink and some cookies...let's sit and brew up some mischief...here's a nice spot park bench overlooking a little man made lake. *hands Duke a cup and a cookie*

Loch Ness monster, shark attack, colonial people walking on water, what do you think?

*turns to Duke* a toast *raises cup* to scaring the jebbers out of people or giving people something interesting to talk about! like a public service, but different.  

[Duke_Azriel]

And what a wonderful service it is. *clinky*

Lets go with Nessy. wink

 

[Chimaria]

*clinks glass...mumbles incoherently* in the distance the water ripples splashing gently on the lake shores. "i like this sound" two horns appear and then eyes blinking, glowing slightly. the head turns and the waves splish. "we'll just have her circle the lake a bit...while we eat these fantastic cookies...yum!"
a few minutes pass...in the distance there's shouting

"think we got one!" *i look across the lake* there! *pointing to the left*

a couple is pointing and yelling a small group of teenagers join them.
"let's get them closer..." *motions with hand* Nessy swims to Chim and duke. and the fanatic group is running to keep up. the crowd gets closer.
"oh my god...holy s**t...how long has this snake been here? ..."
"let's make this more fun...only 3 of them can see Nessy & the other 3 have no recollection *mumbles*

"what snake? what are you talking about?"
what do you mean? that ******** huge a** snake in the water!
3 clueless ones look confused "whaaat?"
they argue for a few minutes....the other 3 get angry...are you shittin us?!...you don't see this *pointing*
snake get real close opens mouth...3 angry ones pee their pants. "oh s**t...RUN!" 3 clueless ones stand there looking at Duke and Chim.
Chim smiles, whispers, points....3 clues ones turn look...run screaming into the night....
Now that is priceless!

rofl  

[SpiralRabbit]

HUGE HUGGGLES, I'm back! Been missing you loads. heart heart heart
Thanx for keeping my quest alive.  

[MzBubbl3z_2]

OOO KOL FINAL FANTASY