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 Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:52 am
that was a rant by the only smokey, yes it may seem odd, yes it may seem, weird, but it could also be considered funny, if not distubing.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:53 am
two pages down, five to go. I am on my way to victory, victory , victory.
I may not sane but i am on my way anyhow anyway. i may not be your average joe but im here you know, and im not a hoe.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:55 am
when all the cards are on the table, you ask yourself how does that guy have a royal flush.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:56 am
Um...Hi o.o Looks like someone else is on ^-^
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:56 am
taking 5 again we shall reconviene "that's all smokey" after these messages
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:57 am
O.o Are you just typing random messages?
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:05 am
are you tired of not being able to sleep? tired of those long days of agony with bags under your eyes?
Then with the new patented method you can put yourself to sleep at an incredible speed. An innovation from smokey incorporated.
Step 1. find a wall.
Step 2. stand at least 100 feet from wall
Step 3. run at wall full speed.
Step 4. right before impact tilt your head down to get full brainal concussness.
not recomended for multiple uses at one time. subject to varying results.
not recomended to children under 18.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:06 am
ok and were back and ready to continue so what have we got on our table for the second half. well wouldnt you like to know.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:07 am
ok well i think we'll get right into this next segment labled. The tragic lotion.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:09 am
ah yes well its nice to see you old friend it has been sometime.
How are you doing today, I say this is rather pleasant out here in the bustierre.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:10 am
well yes quite nice indeed if i do say so myself. (by now your asking yourself, how long can this pyscho talk to himself? well im just getting started so hold on tight its gonna be a wild ride.) say wot, whats that you got there.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:12 am
oh this bottle here is some advanced de aging lotion i got from asia.(not the direction your twisted minds were heading in was it?)
They say this lotion shall increase your tissue function and give you healthier results.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:13 am
oh wot, can i try me a bit of that.
ah yes thats rather nice if i do say. well old bean shall we turn in for the night.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:15 am
well yes that sounds like a splendid idea. I shall see you in the morning my friend.
maybe we'll have ourselves a reunion get caught up shall we.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:16 am
right-o. To the morning then wot,
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