Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[wakusei]

Where the sun don't shine.

Why is it a compliment to call something "smashing"?  

[Kire Kaysan]

Because you crush anyone who says otherwise

How does the TV show pictures?  

[Quicksylver]

Magical fairies draw and hold slides to the light emitting within the TV and it shows through the screen. They draw very fast, naturally.

Where do potbellies go when you lose them?  

[nedozuki_88]

pigs get em down uunda....

if i keep my face like this (( xp )) will it get stuck?  

[Kire Kaysan]

NO it will turn inside out!!!

Are you my Mommy?  

[nedozuki_88]

no, but i no someone who can be surprised
is that a thumb?!  

[nedozuki_88]

no stupiiiid~ its called a sense of humour!!! twisted

ask questions first....? than what?  

[X_X - Hemlock - X_X]

Get cupcakes!!!
What color's the sky?  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

There's been some debate about that. If you want to get technical, it's clear. If you want layman's terms, it's blue.

Why is it a bad idea to microwave batteries?  

[X_X - Hemlock - X_X]

Because they turn into gremlins!!
Why don't you ever go up the stairs in a scary movie?  

[blue0212]

because pigs will become........ TWILIGHT VAMPIRES

why do people go to sleep in the night?  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Because there are monsters about at night that can only harm you when you're awake.

Why would it be a bad idea to put your finger on a wet, live outlet? (An "Outlet" being one of those pluggy thingies in the walls of buildings and stuff that allow electric items to be used, such as a bed-side lamp. Or a coffee pot.)  

[X_X - Hemlock - X_X]

hmmmm. yes because it'll spew candy so fast you'll pass out at the amount.
Is it smart to eat nothing but dog food for the rest of your life?  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Not unless you want to turn into a dog yourself. >.> <.< *Om nom nom nom*

Is it a good idea to throw a Gameboy at your brother?  

[blue0212]

Not unless you want him to transform into a twilight fan.

Should I practice piano by jumping across rooftops?