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 Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:19 am
Kiokujo Ketake Well if no one is going to pay attention to me Ill just talk swedish with myself Det fanns en gång en stad. I parkerna lekte barn. Så släppte man ner en bomb och staden försvann. Svara mej, du: Var är den nu? Jag bara undrar: Var är den nu? I don't ******** understand a thing! gonk That's teh point
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:20 am
Ketake Well if no one is going to pay attention to me Ill just talk swedish with myself Det fanns en gång en stad. I parkerna lekte barn. Så släppte man ner en bomb och staden försvann. Svara mej, du: Var är den nu? Jag bara undrar: Var är den nu? I think I understood that.. Uhh why are they children playing in the park with bombs.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:21 am
Ketake Kiokujo Ketake Well if no one is going to pay attention to me Ill just talk swedish with myself Det fanns en gång en stad. I parkerna lekte barn. Så släppte man ner en bomb och staden försvann. Svara mej, du: Var är den nu? Jag bara undrar: Var är den nu? I don't ******** understand a thing! gonk That's teh point You parked in a barn? gonk
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:21 am
I have to go now guys, cyaz! 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:22 am
just because i was bored
FIRST VILLAGER
We have found a witch. May we burn her?
ALL
A Witch! Burn her!
BEDEVERE
How do you know she is a witch?
ALL
She looks like one. Yes, she does.
BEDEVERE
Bring her forward.
They bring her forward - a beautiful YOUNG GIRL (MISS ISLINGTON) dressed up
as a witch.
WITCH
I am not a witch. I am not a witch.
BEDEVERE
But you are dressed as one.
WITCH
They dressed me up like this.
ALL
We didn't, we didn't!
WITCH
This is not my nose, It is a false one.
BEDEVERE takes her nose off.
BEDEVERE
Well?
FIRST VILLAGER
... Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE
The nose?
FIRST VILLAGER
And the hat. But she is a witch.
ALL
A witch, a witch, burn her!
BEDEVERE
Did you dress her up like this?
FIRST VILLAGER
... Um ... Yes ... no ... a bit ... yes... she has got a wart.
BEDEVERE
Why do you think she is a witch?
SECOND VILLAGER
She turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE
A newt?
SECOND VILLAGER
(After looking at himself for some time)
I got better.
ALL
Burn her anyway.
BEDEVERE
Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
ARTHUR and PATSY ride up at this point and watch what follows with interest
ALL
There are? Tell up. What are they, wise Sir Bedevere?
BEDEVERE
Tell me ... what do you do with witches?
ALL
Burn them.
BEDEVERE
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
FOURTH VILLAGER
... Wood?
BEDEVERE
So why do witches burn?
SECOND VILLAGER
(pianissimo)
... Because they're made of wood...?
BEDEVERE
Good.
PEASANTS stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.
ALL
I see. Yes, of course.
BEDEVERE
So how can we tell if she is made of wood?
FIRST VILLAGER
Make a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE
Ah ... but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
ALL
Ah. Yes, of course ... um ... err ...
BEDEVERE
Does wood sink in water?
ALL
No, no, It floats. Throw her in the pond Tie weights on her. To
the pond.
BEDEVERE
Wait. Wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?
ALL
Bread? No, no, no. Apples .... gravy ... very small rocks ...
ARTHUR
A duck.
They all turn and look at ARTHUR. BEDEVERE looks up very impressed.
BEDEVERE
Exactly. So... logically ...
FIRST VILLAGER
(beginning to pick up the thread)
If she ... weighs the same as a duck ... she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE
And therefore?
ALL
A witch! ... A duck! A duck! Fetch a duck.
FOURTH VILLAGER
Here is a duck, Sir Bedevere.
BEDEVERE
We shall use my largest scales.
He leads them a few yards to a very strange contraption indeed, made of
wood and rope and leather. They put the GIRL in one pan and the duck
in another. Each pan is supported by a wooden stave. BEDEVERE checks
each pan then ... ARTHUR looks on with interest.
BEDEVERE
Remove the supports.
Two PEASANTS knock them away with sledge hammers. The GIRL and the duck
swing slightly but balance perfectly.
ALL
A witch! A witch!
WITCH
It's a fair cop.
All
Burn her! Burn her! Let's make her into a ladder.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:23 am
xXWolfegirlXx Ketake Well if no one is going to pay attention to me Ill just talk swedish with myself Det fanns en gång en stad. I parkerna lekte barn. Så släppte man ner en bomb och staden försvann. Svara mej, du: Var är den nu? Jag bara undrar: Var är den nu? I think I understood that.. Uhh why are they children playing in the park with bombs. It's a old anti war song a quick 2 minutes translation Once there was a city. In the parks there where children playing Then someone dropped a bomb and the city was gone Answer me; where is it now? Im just wondering, where is it now?
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:25 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:26 am
Here's all of it
Jag hade en gång en båt med segel och ruff och köl
men det var så länge sen, så länge sen.
Svara mej, du: Var är den nu?
Jag bara undrar: Var är den nu?
Jag hade en gång en dröm, jag trodde att den var sann.
Så väcktes jag ur min sömn och drömmen försvann.
Svara mej, du: Var är den nu?
Jag bara undrar: Var är den nu?
Det fanns en gång en soldat. Han kysste sin mor farväl.
Han sa till sin flicka: Du, jag kommer igen.
Svara mej, du: Var är han nu?
Jag bara undrar: Var är han nu?
Det fanns en gång en stad. I parkerna lekte barn.
Så släppte man ner en bomb och staden försvann.
Svara mej, du: Var är den nu?
Jag bara undrar: Var är den nu?
Jag hade en gång en båt, jag drömde en dröm en gång
men det var för länge sen, så länge sen.
Svara mej, du: Var är dom nu?
Jag bara undrar: Var är dom nu?
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:26 am
that sounds like fun! but i'd prob get fired confused
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:28 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:28 am
Sakura-Kyoukan that sounds like fun! but i'd prob get fired confused which type of PR0N
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:31 am
Kiokujo Sakura-Kyoukan that sounds like fun! but i'd prob get fired confused which type of PR0N Yaoi
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:32 am
Goddess Ace Kiokujo Sakura-Kyoukan that sounds like fun! but i'd prob get fired confused which type of PR0N Yaoi Like always! biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:36 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:36 am
Geh folk ignorerar mig när jag pratar svenska! gonk emo
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