Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Britainian_Knight]

The ability to change the laws of the universe in that you can have any of your bad math be correct!!!  

[Miyuki Nakami]

The power to revive dead bugs. 3nodding  

[KylaiaJmaa]

the power to kill those dead bugs again!  

[333sama333]

The power to actually have your little tentacle friend. X3  

[Thursday Noon]

the power to eat smileys  

[333sama333]

The power to sprout tinny wings made of leaves.  

[KylaiaJmaa]

the power to animate on DA without having to go through that annoying little thing that says you can't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[elizzz07]

The power to sprout tentacles and give large red hickeys with the suckers.

 

[Britainian_Knight]

The power to fly, but only toward things, like a magnet.  

[Dark Mousett]

Ability to produce Fire  

[333sama333]

The ability to tell people that they fail.  

[Curley Whirly]

The ability to talk to animals.  

[333sama333]

blaugh

The ability to connect to the computer through your mind.  

[Curley Whirly]

eek razz

Ability to sprout flowers instantaneously.  

[333sama333]

Cool. heart

The ability to grow wings and fly, but only 4.5 times.