"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Ohmi-Jeebus]

Because God hates them.

What is your favorite weapon?  

[X_Kohana Nozomi_X]

Cookies~ ;3

Why can't I sleep right now? -_-  

[Ohmi-Jeebus]

You're watching CSI. Lulz?

Who is the "n" in Peanut butter n jelly?  

[Faith Heights]

Narb the mentally Fra-Tarded caveman.

Why do roosters with Erectile Dysfunction get called boneless chickens..?  

[serious strawberry]

Because I told them to get called that.

Why is my monitor flat?  

[DvnT]

'Cause circular stuff is cooler then it.

Why is my computer slow?

 

[LadyJadeBlaze]

It's not, you're just too fast

Why am I broke?  

[serious strawberry]

Because I have all the money in the world

Why do I have 8 cats and only 1 dog?  

[Mistress Of The Undead]

because ur saving them to eat them as mexican tacos
why do i like picking my nose?  

[Zeldaphreak]

Because you're part moose surprised

What flavor is cardboard?  

[Faith Heights]

Cellulite blaugh

Why do i look at my wife and realise shes plain..?  

[Zeldaphreak]

Because you're appalled at the lack of marigolds in her diet.

Shanghai?  

[Ohmi-Jeebus]

Shepard's Pie.

Why is fast food not so fast?  

[bethieq]

because i have sunburn on my neck.
why do i bother staying up so late?  

[Ayame Howl]

Because it's hard to stay up so early.
Why do birds sing?