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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:06 pm
To stop you from getting killed in the car accident.
You ran Grandma over with a reindeer!
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:57 pm
actually, the big bad wolf killed grandma under eternal's orders.
you were part of eternal's scheming!
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:18 am
Sha~?!! Why wouldn't I be? rolleyes
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:45 am
You stopped the wind from lifting up my kilt!
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:07 pm
Because you're not wearing any underwear.
You escaped my machete.
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:45 pm
It's not my fault you were trying to hit me with your eyes closed.
You photoshopped my head onto a dog!
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:59 pm
well, i want to dog-ify everything. couldn't you have guessed from the name? confused
you hail the antiverse!
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:26 pm
watevs, galaxy-man.
you make lady gaga sound like a choir singer.
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:53 pm
Yeah? Well you make the members of Jersey Shore look like they have personality. Oh, ZING!
You didn't comply when I stopped you for a random full cavity search.
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:40 pm
that's because it was mind-numbingly stupid (along with your ZING! thing).
you also acted stupid, killing three people in the process!
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:48 am
When didn't I kill~? 3nodding
You didn't kill enough!
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:55 am
Because I was busy showing people someone's donkey.
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:24 pm
alright, you got me. too bad my gravitational pull was so strong that it sucked up your accusation before it could be seen! razz
you assassinated proponents of string theory! sad
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:36 pm
Because it violated the rules.
You violated the rules and did not pay me or the book keeper (who is also me) as penalty for doing so!
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:46 pm
You do not have a proper liscense for 'Book-Keeping' Staying 1 night at the Holiday Inn does not make you a proffessional.
You killed the last unicorn.
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