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 Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:59 pm
aretoo Undakai If you saw it, you have seen too much... ninja Er... I saw it... confused ...damnit...the vaccine won't work on you... *pulls out another needle and syringe*
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:01 pm
I'd grant Undakai the power to walk on water but he can only walk on puddles after it rains on the street and grass. And the downside? He's allergic to dollar bills.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:01 pm
Viral C Undakai Viral C Undakai Viral C Undakai If you saw it, you have seen too much... ninja i saw it! twisted *injects with a vaccine* ummmm, ok, at least now i won't get small pox neutral thanks mrgreen That's not quite what the vaccine was for...but you will know...in due time. bring it! your not as bad as they say. and i'm durable beyond meanings Okay biggrin *Points to the strange growth comming out of your neck, which slowly forms into a second head...most notably, the Kai's head*
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:02 pm
Omnileech I'd grant Undakai the power to walk on water but he can only walk on puddles after it rains on the street and grass. And the downside? He's allergic to dollar bills. Sorry, but I reject it. I can float...I really don't need the power to walk on water...and being illergic to dollar bills is pointless...I buy and sell with blood.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:04 pm
Undakai Viral C Undakai Viral C ummmm, ok, at least now i won't get small pox neutral thanks mrgreen That's not quite what the vaccine was for...but you will know...in due time. bring it! your not as bad as they say. and i'm durable beyond meanings Okay biggrin *Points to the strange growth comming out of your neck, which slowly forms into a second head...most notably, the Kai's head* Sweet! *gathers the vaccine into his throat making the head dissappear* *stomps on Kais foot and opens Kais mouth* *hacks a loogie in Kais throat containing all of the vaccine* *forces him to swallow it* there you go buddy 3nodding *pats him on the back*
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:06 pm
Kiddies kiddies! *throws her hands in the air* Gather 'round to watch the show that is surreptitious political discussion! rofl
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:08 pm
Undakai Omnileech I'd grant Undakai the power to walk on water but he can only walk on puddles after it rains on the street and grass. And the downside? He's allergic to dollar bills. Sorry, but I reject it. I can float...I really don't need the power to walk on water...and being illergic to dollar bills is pointless...I buy and sell with blood. Dude, Walgreens doesn't accept blood, I tried. They don't accept babies either for some reason.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:09 pm
Viral C Undakai Viral C Undakai Viral C ummmm, ok, at least now i won't get small pox neutral thanks mrgreen That's not quite what the vaccine was for...but you will know...in due time. bring it! your not as bad as they say. and i'm durable beyond meanings Okay biggrin *Points to the strange growth comming out of your neck, which slowly forms into a second head...most notably, the Kai's head* Sweet! *gathers the vaccine into his throat making the head dissappear* *stomps on Kais foot and opens Kais mouth* *hacks a loogie in Kais throat containing all of the vaccine* *forces him to swallow it* there you go buddy 3nodding *pats him on the back* *splits into three Kai's, each one smiling, rather gleefully* Aww...I thought that you would like the only good factor to that vaccine...Being one with the kai is something many would die (and have) for. Too bad...now that my presence no longer lingers within you, there really isn't anything to stop the poison that came with the vaccine. Oh well...*two of the kai's disappear*
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:12 pm
Omnileech Undakai Omnileech I'd grant Undakai the power to walk on water but he can only walk on puddles after it rains on the street and grass. And the downside? He's allergic to dollar bills. Sorry, but I reject it. I can float...I really don't need the power to walk on water...and being illergic to dollar bills is pointless...I buy and sell with blood. Dude, Walgreens doesn't accept blood, I tried. They don't accept babies either for some reason. They do when it is theirs... That, or they keel over...That has the annoying side affect of scaring off the other cashiers, but I get the products I desire.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:12 pm
Undakai Viral C Undakai Viral C Undakai That's not quite what the vaccine was for...but you will know...in due time. bring it! your not as bad as they say. and i'm durable beyond meanings Okay biggrin *Points to the strange growth comming out of your neck, which slowly forms into a second head...most notably, the Kai's head* Sweet! *gathers the vaccine into his throat making the head dissappear* *stomps on Kais foot and opens Kais mouth* *hacks a loogie in Kais throat containing all of the vaccine* *forces him to swallow it* there you go buddy 3nodding *pats him on the back* *splits into three Kai's, each one smiling, rather gleefully* Aww...I thought that you would like the only good factor to that vaccine...Being one with the kai is something many would die (and have) for. Too bad...now that my presence no longer lingers within you, there really isn't anything to stop the poison that came with the vaccine. Oh well...*two of the kai's disappear* Poison? i'm a virus! poison are my friends^^ *poison pops out my hand and gathers in a form of a midget* hows it going poison? Poison: pretty good. i'm going to find some mice now, see ya later *leaves*
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:17 pm
Viral C Undakai Viral C Undakai Viral C Undakai That's not quite what the vaccine was for...but you will know...in due time. bring it! your not as bad as they say. and i'm durable beyond meanings Okay biggrin *Points to the strange growth comming out of your neck, which slowly forms into a second head...most notably, the Kai's head* Sweet! *gathers the vaccine into his throat making the head dissappear* *stomps on Kais foot and opens Kais mouth* *hacks a loogie in Kais throat containing all of the vaccine* *forces him to swallow it* there you go buddy 3nodding *pats him on the back* *splits into three Kai's, each one smiling, rather gleefully* Aww...I thought that you would like the only good factor to that vaccine...Being one with the kai is something many would die (and have) for. Too bad...now that my presence no longer lingers within you, there really isn't anything to stop the poison that came with the vaccine. Oh well...*two of the kai's disappear* Poison? i'm a virus! poison are my friends^^ *poison pops out my hand and gathers in a form of a midget* hows it going poison? Poison: pretty good. i'm going to find some mice now, see ya later *leaves* I knew that very well, Viral C. I simply called it a poison because, to you, it might not be so help full. *turns to the "poison"* Now now, you know what your supposed to do. Poison: Yes master *jumps back into Viral C* See, "poison" is actually a "cure all", capable of cureing any disease and destroying any virus. Naturally, I couldn't let something like this get into the hands of the public...so it's inventor has..."dissapeared". I myself, being immune to sicknesses and their cures, would have kept you safe from harm. See? I try to be a nice guy. Why do they always turn against me? *sigh*
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:22 pm
Undakai Viral C Undakai Viral C Undakai Okay biggrin *Points to the strange growth comming out of your neck, which slowly forms into a second head...most notably, the Kai's head* Sweet! *gathers the vaccine into his throat making the head dissappear* *stomps on Kais foot and opens Kais mouth* *hacks a loogie in Kais throat containing all of the vaccine* *forces him to swallow it* there you go buddy 3nodding *pats him on the back* *splits into three Kai's, each one smiling, rather gleefully* Aww...I thought that you would like the only good factor to that vaccine...Being one with the kai is something many would die (and have) for. Too bad...now that my presence no longer lingers within you, there really isn't anything to stop the poison that came with the vaccine. Oh well...*two of the kai's disappear* Poison? i'm a virus! poison are my friends^^ *poison pops out my hand and gathers in a form of a midget* hows it going poison? Poison: pretty good. i'm going to find some mice now, see ya later *leaves* I knew that very well, Viral C. I simply called it a poison because, to you, it might not be so help full. *turns to the "poison"* Now now, you know what your supposed to do. Poison: Yes master *jumps back into Viral C* See, "poison" is actually a "cure all", capable of cureing any disease and destroying any virus. Naturally, I couldn't let something like this get into the hands of the public...so it's inventor has..."dissapeared". yeah but that didn't sstop the government from finding out. that was made before i was therefore i was created to be unaffected. all cures die by the times unda, just like soldiers in war, this one is no differant. plus i have no internal organs so the poison has nothing to attack. i must be going now *takes "cure all" out and sells it to Wal-Mart and makes tons of money* *is now a renown hero for Supposedly finding a cure for supposedly all diseases* *flies away*
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:29 pm
Viral C Undakai Viral C Undakai Viral C Undakai Okay biggrin *Points to the strange growth comming out of your neck, which slowly forms into a second head...most notably, the Kai's head* Sweet! *gathers the vaccine into his throat making the head dissappear* *stomps on Kais foot and opens Kais mouth* *hacks a loogie in Kais throat containing all of the vaccine* *forces him to swallow it* there you go buddy 3nodding *pats him on the back* *splits into three Kai's, each one smiling, rather gleefully* Aww...I thought that you would like the only good factor to that vaccine...Being one with the kai is something many would die (and have) for. Too bad...now that my presence no longer lingers within you, there really isn't anything to stop the poison that came with the vaccine. Oh well...*two of the kai's disappear* Poison? i'm a virus! poison are my friends^^ *poison pops out my hand and gathers in a form of a midget* hows it going poison? Poison: pretty good. i'm going to find some mice now, see ya later *leaves* I knew that very well, Viral C. I simply called it a poison because, to you, it might not be so help full. *turns to the "poison"* Now now, you know what your supposed to do. Poison: Yes master *jumps back into Viral C* See, "poison" is actually a "cure all", capable of cureing any disease and destroying any virus. Naturally, I couldn't let something like this get into the hands of the public...so it's inventor has..."dissapeared". yeah but that didn't sstop the government from finding out. Of course not. They are the ones, afterall, they were the ones who shut the family members and friends up about the "cure". Quote: that was made before i was therefore i was created to be unaffected. It's really not that old Quote: all cures die by the times unda, just like soldiers in war, this one is no differant. Same can be said for a virus Quote: plus i have no internal organs so the poison has nothing to attack. It doesn't attack, it cures. And since your entire entity is a Virus, it "cures" you... i must be going now *takes "cure all" out and sells it to Wal-Mart and makes tons of money* *flies away**replaces the monopoly game on Wal Mart's shelf and returns the cure all to it's rightful place*
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:33 pm
Undakai Omnileech Undakai Omnileech I'd grant Undakai the power to walk on water but he can only walk on puddles after it rains on the street and grass. And the downside? He's allergic to dollar bills. Sorry, but I reject it. I can float...I really don't need the power to walk on water...and being illergic to dollar bills is pointless...I buy and sell with blood. Dude, Walgreens doesn't accept blood, I tried. They don't accept babies either for some reason. They do when it is theirs... That, or they keel over...That has the annoying side affect of scaring off the other cashiers, but I get the products I desire. Being a petty thug isn't evil, man. People kill and steal all the time. Me? I'd make them sit an watch an episode of This until they paid for the food I wanted out of their own pocket and started rocking back and forth in the fetal position.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:36 pm
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