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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:07 pm
Dragoon__x Slimmmmmm~
INCLUDE ME IN ONE OF YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOODLESSSS~
(Because I'm totally back now.) Dragoon! Long time no see! I did your old comic request (with Isel and Komo), but I thought you'd left, so I didn't include you. ;_; I'm not taking comic requests at the moment, though. I have to complete my current list by the end of the month.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:07 pm
Undakai Omnileech I don't think you understand true evil. Just killing people to get your way isn't good enough. Me, I want to break them, scar them for life, crush their hope and find creative ways to do it. Which is why I look up to the Joker! Yes, but you are limiting yourself. When I want something, I get it then and there. If I want to scar someone for life, it will be done when I feel like doing it. The situation that came up was getting something from the store. If I wish to get something from the store, I'd mostlikely try and make it as quick as possible...I just don't find stores...enjoyable enviornments. If that means disposing of a few mortals, then they are disposed of. You're limiting yourself too by letting so many people get off easy by just killing them to get what you want as quickly as p ossible. Me? If I'm going to kill someone I always do it in twisted ways such as dipping someone's limbs in liquid nitrogen and then breaking them with a hammer. Or if I want something more mundane I kill someone, dismember them and then mail the body parts one at a time to the police and family members. I'd also like to attempt what the joker did and shoot and paralyze someone's daughter, take pictures of them bleeding and naked and then show them to the father to see if I can drive them insane.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:29 pm
Omnileech Undakai Omnileech I don't think you understand true evil. Just killing people to get your way isn't good enough. Me, I want to break them, scar them for life, crush their hope and find creative ways to do it. Which is why I look up to the Joker! Yes, but you are limiting yourself. When I want something, I get it then and there. If I want to scar someone for life, it will be done when I feel like doing it. The situation that came up was getting something from the store. If I wish to get something from the store, I'd mostlikely try and make it as quick as possible...I just don't find stores...enjoyable enviornments. If that means disposing of a few mortals, then they are disposed of. You're limiting yourself too by letting so many people get off easy by just killing them to get what you want as quickly as p ossible. see, you call that "limiting" I call that "saving myself time while I move on to torturing some other pathetic soul. Look, if I had to waste my time on all the people I've disposed of, I'd never have gotten anywhere. Plus, disposing one person and then tormenting another adds a little randomness to it...It's like adding a little bit of Cyanide to half of a blueberry pie, and then donating it to a charity picnic for orphins and seeing which ones drop...which reminds me...*pulls out a blueberry pie from his desk* Anyone want a peice? Quote: Me? If I'm going to kill someone I always do it in twisted ways such as dipping someone's limbs in liquid nitrogen and then breaking them with a hammer. As evil as it sounds, that is, actually, relitively painless, as as soon as the nitrogen freezes their limbs, the nerves are destroyed. Breaking their limbs with a hammer would provide only phsycological torment...though probably at this point the persons body has shut down due to the extreme cold. Quote: Or if I want something more mundane I kill someone, dismember them and then mail the body parts one at a time to the police and family members. That's always a good one...a little variation of that is removing the skin from the body and hanging it above the family members as they sleep (make sure the body has had time to decay a while, though, first. That will help prevent blood from dripping all over the place, and it will also make things a little more horrifyingly enjoyable) Quote: I'd also like to attempt what the joker did and shoot and paralyze someone's daughter, take pictures of them bleeding and naked and then show them to the father to see if I can drive them insane. The Joker is, without a doubt, a master at what he does.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:55 pm
Just a small part of the body frozen and broken a little bit at a time? I don't think it'd kill right away.
Problem with breaking into their house is that you have to break into their house to do all that stuff while they're sleeping. They'll see you and it'll be all over and then fun is gone. Especially if you get shot or beaten. I know Undakai isn't eactly the strongest or most durable sort of guy.
My favorite thing to do would be to trap someone in a room covered in all mirrors and then rip off their eyelips after I mutilated their body so they are stuck in a room, ugly, mishapen and they have to look at themselves until they die and with their eyelips gone their eyes are going to be burning. So I'd give them so eye drops but towards the end the regular eye drops would be replaced with salt way eye drops.
And I'll take you up on that pie, you see, I've developed an immunity to cyanide.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:06 pm
Well, the comics are being scanned now. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:08 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:21 pm
Omnileech Just a small part of the body frozen and broken a little bit at a time? I don't think it'd kill right away. Problem with breaking into their house is that you have to break into their house to do all that stuff while they're sleeping. They'll see you and it'll be all over and then fun is gone. Especially if you get shot or beaten. I know Undakai isn't eactly the strongest or most durable sort of guy. My favorite thing to do would be to trap someone in a room covered in all mirrors and then rip off their eyelips after I mutilated their body so they are stuck in a room, ugly, mishapen and they have to look at themselves until they die and with their eyelips gone their eyes are going to be burning. So I'd give them so eye drops but towards the end the regular eye drops would be replaced with salt way eye drops. And I'll take you up on that pie, you see, I've developed an immunity to cyanide. Hmmm? Who said anything about cyanide? That story just reminded me of the pie. This pie is completely cyanide free. The mirror trick is a very nice one, but I like it when i leave the persons death almost completely in that persons hands. There is just something wonderful about the look in a man/woman/childs eyes when they see the flames from a candle (placed above the head, so that the wax pours onto their forehead...naturally their head is tilted back) finally eat through the rope that was holding the large pendulum with an L shaped blade placed lovingly in arc with the victims stomach. The look on their face when they realize they aren't quite dead yet, and cats are feasting on their spilled intestines, is also quite amusing. Such a nifty contraption, too...
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:28 pm
Alright! And now, I'm off to bed. mrgreen
Goodnight, guildies! Hope you enjoyed reading. heart
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:31 pm
xd YAY MY NEW HAIR MADE IT INTO THE COMIC!
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:35 pm
Anger at its finest. 8D
Night Slim!
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:40 pm
Ooooohhhh~
*Pounders if she will be in the Roh* ......
Ohhhhh Good work good work whee
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:22 pm
Uh oh if they're going to politics there are only a few people from ATG who would be there. Undakai, myself and a few others. Probably me since Undakai never goes there much anymore. We'll see what happens.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:09 am
Yaaaaay! New comic... and I love the title, cheezy or no! Love it, Slim! ^_^
(and I'm *in* it, too! Squee! ^_^)
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:26 am
Undakai Omnileech Just a small part of the body frozen and broken a little bit at a time? I don't think it'd kill right away. Problem with breaking into their house is that you have to break into their house to do all that stuff while they're sleeping. They'll see you and it'll be all over and then fun is gone. Especially if you get shot or beaten. I know Undakai isn't eactly the strongest or most durable sort of guy. My favorite thing to do would be to trap someone in a room covered in all mirrors and then rip off their eyelips after I mutilated their body so they are stuck in a room, ugly, mishapen and they have to look at themselves until they die and with their eyelips gone their eyes are going to be burning. So I'd give them so eye drops but towards the end the regular eye drops would be replaced with salt way eye drops. And I'll take you up on that pie, you see, I've developed an immunity to cyanide. Hmmm? Who said anything about cyanide? That story just reminded me of the pie. This pie is completely cyanide free. The mirror trick is a very nice one, but I like it when i leave the persons death almost completely in that persons hands. There is just something wonderful about the look in a man/woman/childs eyes when they see the flames from a candle (placed above the head, so that the wax pours onto their forehead...naturally their head is tilted back) finally eat through the rope that was holding the large pendulum with an L shaped blade placed lovingly in arc with the victims stomach. The look on their face when they realize they aren't quite dead yet, and cats are feasting on their spilled intestines, is also quite amusing. Such a nifty contraption, too... If you're going to do that then have a person in a room with two buttons you tell them that the right choice will set them free and the wrong one make the ceiling (which is spikey and sharp) fall and kill them. You tell them that and also mention that if they fail to get out then their friends are all going to be next one by one. There's also a visible timer with two hours on it in the room counting down with no explaination. After they press the button nothing happens and a recorded message tells them that both buttons are the wrong choice and the way to get out would have been to wait until the timer counts to zero and then the door opens. So the spikes drop but they stop at about 8 feet from the ground. Then 2 minutes later the floor falls away and the person falls into a spiked pit. Anyway I'm going to call Undakai out again. If he's really an evil capitalist he'd be a philatropist once he's collected his money as the richest of rich men started giving away their money they earned from exploiting and ruiing people before they died. It's the ultimate joke, to make people like you by getting them to forget everything you've done in the past.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:37 am
*wishes to be in ROH also*
^__^
Tis looking funktastic so far~
^_____^
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