what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Nazara]

you tempted coco? naughty boy wink ohhhhh sandwich  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I call middle!!

...

What?!!  

[Nazara]

why did you have to go and make things awkward?!?!?!? what do you mean by middle gonk  

[ScuroFenice]

rofl *laughing so hard she can't breathe*  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

okay, WHAT has this conversation turned into and how am i involved in it? confused  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Um, never mind. :3

So how was your day?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

stop changing the subject, you perverted little homicidal maniac. stare  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Aw, you hurt my feelings. Now I have to kill you. *stab stab stab*  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i'm sorry... *hug*
WAIT! a clever srategy, but it shall never work!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Oh? What is it?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

you're trying to make me seem like the bad guy here!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*shrugs* I dunno. All I know is I'm not the one with a machete in my pancreas.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

wait, what? what are you talking about? *look down* aww, s**t.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

:3  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

well, could you at least drive me to the hospital?!